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YO. I knew a guy in the university improv group (which was actually good) that won a Freshmen talent competition by pissing himself on stage. In like 1999. I tried to do it myself once - harder than it looks unless you're literally about to explode.
Fergie is 100% ripping off that dude.
Irrigate, irritate, litigate!
What Fergie should have done before the show:
Dehydrate! Dehydrate! Dehydrate!
Lil Dicky, too.
Can I get a matching Paula Radcliffe pooping plate?
First time I went to a marathon to cheer on a friend, within about 5 minutes I saw an old dude with a shit stream running down each leg.
It's more common than one assumes.
If i attempted a marathon i wouldn't shit myself.
My body would fail me and i would fall over dead after 10 minutes of running
And then i would shit myself, but posthumous doesn't count
Absolutely a known issue for runners.
George Carlin had a skit about "things you never see." One was "taking a shit while running at full speed."
CKY apparently saw this skit and took it as a challenge. I can't find a direct clip of it since apparently YouTube doesn't like my VPN today, but here's a Vice article about it. It has what is supposedly a YouTube clip of it embedded. (Warning: Gross.)
IIRC, he does indeed perform the stunt, taking a laxative then going running in his underwear. Someone sees this and calls the police, who arrest him - underpants, feces-covered legs and all.
yeah, Guardian did an article recently
and any number of search results
https://duckduckgo.com/?t=fpas&q=marathon+runner+poop+pants&ia=web
She needs to up her game: do it indoors on mats that her fellow competitors will need to use for pushups.
Get a Gary Linekar one for the unholy trifecta
It's a chocolate brownie preparation dish, but yes!
Fuck beans and moths and all that nonsense. Everyone post photos of celebrities and athletes pissing and shitting themselves! It’s good fun, we’ll ’ave a laugh!
Well George Bush Sr puking on the Japanese prime minister would make a nice 3rd piece.
Wow, Gen X and the early Millennials are really aging!
You shut the fuck up. I'm still young dammnit. Pay no attention to the greying hair and sore joints.
dude, I haven't rolled a joint in a decade.
I rolled my ankle last week. Still not feeling great.
On a scale of 1-10 how freaky is it to lick a plate clean if this is the plate?
If you only lick the middle area. Maybe a 6. If you lick the whole thing. Maybe a 3.
hear me out....
Just wait until you learn about mindless self indulgence
Leave Fergie alone
Feeling Fergapissious?
I think that was Britney
That's hardly a piss. Sophia Urista has entered the chat.
There is a video out there of Gene Simmons letting it all go on stage, props to him for finishing the song.
Remember when she sang the National Anthem at the NBA All Star Game? LMAO https://youtu.be/CMA2iF6RuXk?is=O_Hli1B-NIHnn5d1