this post was submitted on 28 Sep 2026
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[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 40 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Trumpraq

Trumpran

Trumpait

Trumpi Arabia

United Arab Trumpirates

Oman, it's Donald Trump

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 16 points 4 days ago

Oman, it's Donald Trump

My fave.

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 11 points 4 days ago

Afghanistrump

[–] GenderIsOpSec@hexbear.net 7 points 4 days ago

truly he's the modern Alexander. given control of one of the most high tech armies in the world (which has been hollowed out instead of made battle hardened) and he keeps naming things after himself (despite not conquering them)

im expecting he lives to a thousand instead of dying young like Alex did

[–] abc@hexbear.net 34 points 4 days ago (1 children)

please please please it would be so funny if the US and its technological serf corporations like Apple/Google do go "ok sure"

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 20 points 4 days ago

San Francisco is an old stupid and Mexican name. Better name is Shitholecisco. Tim Apple and Jim Google - change name now. Right now. Or things will get very very bad for you - maybe.

[–] Awoo@hexbear.net 26 points 4 days ago

Oh my god give it a rest my guy it's not fucking working with anyone.

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 16 points 4 days ago (1 children)

smh not even changing the part of the name that should be changed

Straight of Hormuz my ass, that's a Bend of Hormuz if I've ever seen one.

Further evidence that the straights are not ok.

[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 19 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I know Trump is prone to reposts. But aren't there more now? He posted this slop just last week...

My post - https://hexbear.net/post/9603080?sort=Top

[–] Kefla@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago

The other side of the world of course is hermisphere planet-hillary

his hemisphere and herr hemisphere

[–] KnilAdlez@hexbear.net 18 points 4 days ago

The more you say it, the less people will believe it

[–] kristina@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago

why not Strait Trump, implying the existence of Gay Trump

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 16 points 4 days ago

"Trump Strait" is that like Trump Steaks?

[–] greenbit@lemmy.zip 13 points 4 days ago

Little Saint Trump island

[–] AvocadoVapelung@hexbear.net 13 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

lathe-of-heaven someone in his cabinet starts a new grift selling naming rights to random shit all over the world, only for trump to keep ignoring them and using his own name instead

[–] TwodogsFighting 8 points 4 days ago

Very aladeen.

[–] czarcasm@kbin.earth 9 points 4 days ago

Trumpmerica Trumplandia Planet Trump Trumpiverse

This guy is so full of himself you could lock him in a mirrored room and he would die of exhaustion giving himself compliments.

NO.ONE.LIKES.YOU.

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Puts UAE's name within Saudi Arabia

US confirms UAE as Saudi constituency; Sovereignty revoked.

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

United American Emirates

[–] TryingToBeGood@reddthat.com 10 points 4 days ago (2 children)

We need to uniformly ignore this man.

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 27 points 4 days ago

Can't really ignore the guy that is running literal gestapo death squads on the street and threatening the entire world.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

We need to uniformly ~~ignore~~ [REDACTED] this man.

Fixed that for you

[–] Lussy@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago

No need to give him hugs, that’s a bit much

[–] ExtimateCookie@hexbear.net 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] InevitableSwing@hexbear.net 12 points 4 days ago

Trump just needs to say "Maybe we should regulate Google like a utility if they don't name things the right way."

[–] thefluffiest@feddit.nl 6 points 4 days ago

Speak loudly and carry a small stick