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[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 131 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Some local hero around here has been stabbing ball point pens into the speakers on them.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 82 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (10 children)

Theyre smart to that already, most of the ad pumps I've run into have speakers hidden inside the housing that you can't access anymore, and the "bottom left button on the screen mutes the ad" trick is disabled.

At this stage I just boycott those stations, leave a 2 star review on Google and deal with paying an extra 15c a gallon a couple blocks away.

Edit: Jesus Christ y'all are way too quick to jump straight to felony vandalism over fucking advertisements

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 111 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Edit: Jesus Christ y'all are way too quick to jump straight to felony vandalism over fucking advertisements

[–] caurvo@aussie.zone 10 points 1 week ago

Why do you have to do me like that dawg. Instant tears.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why not walk on some railroad tracks until you find a railroad spike lying around?

Then you could take that spike and stab the screen. 8 screens taken out, and the gas station can't pump gas anymore. You'd think they get the message before they get to the 8th. If not? Oh well. Their loss.

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[–] Zidane@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Two stars? That's generous

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[–] TronBronson@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

It’s called civil disobedience??? Felony vandalism sounds like something a narc would say.

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (11 children)

Why not just build your own dirty nuke from parts you got on the dark web and use it to wipe the city block containing the offending gas station off the map completely?

EDIT: Sorry, got to this discussion a little late

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[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Spray foam in any openings lol

[–] weps@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

just set the gas stations on fire huehue

[–] umbrella@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 week ago

Edit: Jesus Christ y'all are way too quick to jump straight to felony vandalism over fucking advertisements

i wouldn't go as far as prison for it, but fuck that brainwashing garbage.

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Most people don't care about 1 star reviews, because they're often really fucking stupid.

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[–] Chl0r0f0rm_Angel@sh.itjust.works 58 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)
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[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 37 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

some of us charge our BYD electric cars from solar panels on our roof and ride our ebikes charged similarly.

but hey, at least you don't have that one trans kid playing in the girls soccer team /s

[–] TronBronson@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago (14 children)

I don’t have $50,000 to drop on solar, byd and bice either.

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[–] Lexam@lemmy.world 34 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I actively avoid any gas station that uses these.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 13 points 1 week ago (18 children)

Which don't? My whole, small, rural county has them at every pump.

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[–] BlindPenguin@piefed.social 33 points 1 week ago (10 children)
[–] rain_enjoyer@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 week ago

they are bitching about prices that are still 75% or so of eu prices

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[–] kamen@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Ads for gambling should be prohibited, just like those for tobacco and alcohol.

[–] AugustWest@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Are you saying ads for tobacco and alcohol are prohibited on gas pumps? Because ads for alcohol are all over every advertising medium in existence.

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Depends on where you are.

Where I am, alcohol, tobacco and gambling were all prohibited in advertisement, then gambling had a pass (because those making the laws are most likely in the pockets of gambling execs), but it looks like it will get prohibited again.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 20 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Ads ~~for gambling~~ should be prohibited, ~~just like those for tobacco and alcohol~~.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 2 points 6 days ago

There was once a campaign going that had billboards like: no more cigarette ads? Next they ban ads for (some sausage) and i just thought: yeah, ban them too, and any other ad.

I assume these people exist, but who the fuck sees that and goes: NOT MY SAUSAGES!! Or: NOT MY ADS!

[–] ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

But without ads, our children and grandchildren will have no idea what to do when they have a structured settlement and they need cash now.

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Yeah, I'm with you on that one, but I'm also realistic.

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[–] alx@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I never saw such thing in canada. But let me guess, you see ads but the gas price is not any cheaper than other gas stations without it?

[–] cloudshouter@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 week ago

Correct. Loud, half blown speakers, usually three adds in a cycle. If we just avoid stations that have them.

[–] HumanOnEarth@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (11 children)

Chalk up another one for those gay, librul pansy ass effeminate electric cars....or something like that.

Let me be clear.....obviously this is not an option for everyone....but a big schadenfreude filled fuck you to anyone who fell for the obvious propaganda about climate change and electric cars 10+ years ago (edit: *and still chooses to feel entitled to cheap gas). I hope it really hurts when you fill up your F-350s

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[–] kestrel7_7@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Fun fact, pass it on, etc! The 2nd button from the top on the right usually mutes the ads. It only hasn't worked for me once.

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[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

Hey another reason I'm glad I don't drive anymore.

We need more public transit, washability (*walkability), and protected bike lanes.

ETA: hah, great autocorrect, keeping it!

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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago

You could have stopped at "ads".

[–] Molvorin@feddit.dk 10 points 1 week ago

About time people in the us pay what the rest of us have for decades

[–] Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

What a stupid fucking world to live in. Just break the speaker with a knife and pay it forward

[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 week ago (6 children)

I've started blasting death metal as load as possible when this happens. If my ears are going to be assaulted I'll just double down with the noise i want to hear. Luckily the pump i go to has never done this so i try and go there everytime.

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[–] bdonvr@thelemmy.club 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Yet another EV win 😎😎😎

At least I've never seen blaring ads on an EV charger. Nor paid anywhere near $75 at one

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 9 points 1 week ago

give it time... give it time

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