This is AI slop
this post was submitted on 24 Sep 2026
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Just become a zookeeper and you get to take care a tiger cub. Problemo solved.
you have to be the right kind of zoowarden. my friend who works with the elephants never gets to bring any cool animals home. a friend lived next door to the big cat lady and she brought home a cub any time they had one.
...but what if I go "psspsspss" and the tiger comes up to me?
Then they are either very cool or you are very dead. Either way, worth it.
you can pet a tiger at least once
If dangerous, why fluffy and friend shaped?
Proof that life isn't fair
Your user name is 😚🤌
Someone messed up and put "not" all over this picture, other than that though it's a good guide
Fucking. Stop. Me.
I read this not as a challenge but as an actual plea, because you know you won't be able to stop yourself if one day the opportunity to pet a tiger appeared
Ah. But you can catch it by the toe.
Big kitty. Must pet anyway.
A well fed tiger is not that dangerous. If you keep it that way it might even let you give it snuggles!
I really want to pet a tiger though. Even if its the last thing I do
weeelllllll, you can do the slightly drugged Tigers in places like Thailand, ketamine and fed I assume before you're allowed to pet them? because you're not petting one any other way ...at all.
As to the ethics of that, welllll, we destroy their habitat and have nearly made them go extinct and that seems perfectly acceptable, soooo. Just to be clear I have not done this personally.
Its nasty to do that to a tiger, but if people want to feed me, get me high on ketamine and pet me I'm fine with it.
the slightly drugged Tigers in places like Thailand, ketamine and fed
Rawr I'm a tiger come capture me, Thailand
Pet a cheetah instead, they're chill.
You definitely can but it takes a long time and you have to say "chhfchhffchff" not "psspsspsspss" because that's not tiger language.
Essentially you have to be around when the liger is born.
There's one place you can pet it still. You'll never guess where.
You can't tell me what to do!
I still have seven of my fingers left from last time!
el tigre? Who took the boop?
Only in Kenya.
The spot on his back just before his tail looks like fair game. My kitty also likes that spot, but mostly wants face pets.
You're not my Dad.
Anyone else now thinking of the scene in Red Dragon where the blind woman does a little sneaky "turn and cough" check on the sedated tiger?
They will call you a tiger toucher
Booo, I downvote this oppression!!
(Not really, just joking)
when was the last time the tiger ate and how full of a meal was it?