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[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 50 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (6 children)
[–] gastroglizzy@piefed.social 53 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Also a real bat someone threw on stage. He thought it was fake so he bit the head off it. Accounts differ as to whether the bat was alive when it was thrown on stage.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 50 points 4 days ago (3 children)

What a spectacular way to nearly contract rabies and a host of other viruses

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 52 points 4 days ago (1 children)

He somehow only died of old age, very recently

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago

Here's the prince of fucking darkness. He didn't die, he returned home.

[–] gastroglizzy@piefed.social 18 points 4 days ago (2 children)

Yeah, I think he had to go to the hospital and have those shots done. If you don't know, you need like six shots in the abdomen with a foot-long needle. Might have been some legal trouble too, bats are protected in a lot of jurisdictions.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

Might have been some legal trouble too, bats are protected in a lot of jurisdictions.

If I was the authorities, I'd be more interested in who threw them on stage.

[–] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

At least for rabies it's not so bad anymore, just a few regular shots in the shoulder.

Thanks for reminding me... I ought to go caving before my immunity wears out.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

The rabies died of an infection contracted from Ozzy.

[–] M137@lemmy.today 22 points 4 days ago (3 children)

I'm very sure the meme is referring to the bat thing, which one of the most iconic happenings in music history. Your comment is so odd IMO, it's like referring to snoop dog being a twitch streamer instead of being known for smoking weed as a claim to fame. I just can't understand what happened in your mind that made you choose that over the bat story.

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure snoop was famous for being a rapper rather than smoking weed.

[–] DerEnder@lemmus.org 5 points 4 days ago

You just proved M137's point lol

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Snoop Dogg? The guy from Fortnite?

[–] harmbugler@piefed.social 4 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Snoop Dogg? The Madden streamer that sells Hot pockets?

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 days ago

When it comes to music, I know the songs more than I know the person or the group. Honestly, I had never heard of the bat incident, but I had heard of the dove one.

[–] not@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 6 points 4 days ago

I'm sorry. I didn't see that when I found it. I wouldn't have linked it if I saw that.

I like how the only two options they present are 'consent' or 'pay'. Here's a third: Find another site!

[–] notabot@piefed.social 2 points 3 days ago

A lot of these sites behave fine if you put your browser in "reader" mode. Don't get me wrong, they should still be ostracised, but at least this way you can use their bandwidth without seeing ads.

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago

What the fuck

[–] Malica@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 1 points 4 days ago

And a baby.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Don't fucking tell them.

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago

It's not a competition

[–] HoneyMustardGas@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

So how is the spider?

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 5 points 4 days ago

I like Billie Eillish.