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[–] Arcanepotato@crazypeople.online 173 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (5 children)

Y'all, that's not Pink. That's the joke.

Edit: LMAO or Sheeran. I am indeed a 🀑

[–] Noel_Skum@sh.itjust.works 88 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I have never witnessed somebody only get half a joke before. Thank you.

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[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thank you.
I was sitting here thinking "wow, pink has changed." And, yep, I didn't even see it wasn't Sheeran

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[–] blitzen@lemmy.ca 62 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Hey Ed, what’s the point of fuck you money if you never say fuck you?

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago (1 children)

He thought it was fuck me money

He does look like a greedy leprechaun

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[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 62 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

I’m out of the loop on this and I don’t want to look it up, I’d rather ask here and have one of you fill me in.

Edit: I’m grateful for everyone who replied.

[–] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 121 points 1 week ago (4 children)

Macklemoore was opening for Ed Sheeran on his tour, and took some time in his set to speak out in favour of not genociding Palestinians, including clarifying statements that he wasn't blaming Jews in general, just specifically the state of Israel.

The owner of many of Sheeran's tour venues phoned him and said he needed to change his opening act or he'd be barred from performing at venues owned by the same company and several other venue-owners who'd agreed to join the threat. Sheeran caved, despite the fact that some of the tour dates were too soon to plausibly book a replacement capable of filling the venues, and Sheeran being a massive ticket-seller in general, so it likely being a bluff.

P!nk retweeted a message from a pro-Israeli organisation accusing Macklemoore of extreme and vile antisemitism, then when called out for it, doubled down with direct accusations of Macklemoore being an antisemite and wanting to harm Jews.

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 98 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (7 children)

Wait a sec, Pink is pro genocide? ???

Edit:

https://variety.com/2026/music/news/pink-explains-macklemore-social-media-post-palestine-jewish-1236859273/

Tldr pink is a Jew and is making it all about her and how bad it is that Jews feel targetted and scared, instead of about palestinians that are targetted and murdered.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 53 points 1 week ago (10 children)

I'm Jewish. I'm not religious. I've studied a fair amount about Jewish, Abrahamic, and Judeo-Christian history, scripture, and culture. I am by no means an expert, but I've forgotten more about these religions than most people ever bother to learn.

Armed with this knowledge, I'm ready to make an assessment:

  • P!NK is a bad Jew.
  • Any pro-genocide Jew is a bad Jew.
  • Any Jew who calls people antisemitic for criticizing military actions is a bad Jew.
  • Any Jew who compares humans to animals and uses xenophobia to justify marginalization is a bad human.
  • Any Jew who uses comparisons to animals as justification for extermination is a bad person.
  • Any Jew who condemns children instead of reaching out to them is a bad person and is not paying attention.
  • Any Jew who celebrates the extermination of entire families, bystanders, and civilians needs to examine their entire life while literally eating a brick.
[–] HerbalGamer@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Another one for the list:

Any jew who forgets that they're not the only semitic pepple and cries antisemitism for themselves but not the Palestinians is a bad jew.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 17 points 1 week ago (3 children)

No one hates being told there's more than one semitic peoples than semites. Gotta be God's most special children.

Also:

they're not the only semitic pepple

I'm not calling you out for this typo, you just reminded me of "pepole" from the old Dot Dot Dot video, so I enjoyed another viewing and thought I'd share. Context if you're not familiar with the source material being reviewed.

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[–] Uranus_Hz@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I hate that criticism of Israeli foreign or domestic policies has been equated with a criticism of judeusm and Jewish people as a whole.

There are definitely Jewish people in Israel who disagree with their governments actions. Same as every country.

[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 23 points 1 week ago

My family sure isn't in that group and I'm so fucking pissed at them. We lost dozens of family members in the Holocaust, passed down our stories for, like, 2 generations, and then said "fuck it, the real problem was that we didn't get to be the Nazis."

[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Am also irreligious Jew.

She is a bad person who only has allegiance to her own kind, national or racial/religious.

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[–] kungen@feddit.nu 40 points 1 week ago (2 children)

And please don’t talk to me like I’ve never stood up for my beliefs when it was unpopular. In the middle of the Gulf War in 2006 I put out a song called β€œDear Mr. President” and sang it every night on tour while my country was in a war I didn’t support,

And now I’m standing up for my own people,

Translation: "my country" = America, "my own people" = genocidal Zionists. Great take. I'm sure all the dead women and children in Palestine would be so proud of you.

For real, how does everyone in the media bother to feign such cognitive dissonance all the time? When someone says they're against the war in Iran, does that mean they want to kill all Americans?

Who falls for this shit? Zionists need to find something better than playing the victim card 24/7.

[–] luthis@lemmy.nz 23 points 1 week ago (1 children)

At some stage they really do start to think the world revolves around them.

Double fuckup because she has essentially equated Jews with Zionists and crybabies.

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[–] djmikeale@feddit.dk 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

when it was unpopular

Correct me if I'm wrong, but wasn't pinks exact brand that she was edgy and counterculture? And didn't Eminem get quite a lot of success with Mosh and White America? If so I don't quite see how courageous she was, standing up against Bush

[–] RaoulDuke25@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Courageous were Dixie chicks. They were against 90% of their base talking shit about W.

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[–] Redvenom@retrolemmy.com 24 points 1 week ago (1 children)

The owner of many of Sheeran's tour venues

-I think it's important to name Robert Kraft as the root douche

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[–] db2@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

The relation to James Charles is someone confused him for her, he replied with "free Palestine".

He's still a predator though.

[–] Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Well damn. Never thought much of Sheeran, but I thought Pink was better that this.

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[–] Dudewitbow@lemmy.zip 27 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Ed Sheeran has tour, one of the openers is Macklemore. Macklemore makes pro-palestinian comment.

Robert Kraft, owner of the Patriots NFL team, and its stadium, Gillete, made an ultimatum and coerced the other venues to join him to remove Macklemore from the tour.

Given the choice, Ed Sheeran dropped Macklemore, and at a later time, several of his other openers have dropped from the tour. Pink is one of the artists to chose to stick around.

Sheeran is claiming neutral, but when the two options presented are kick macklemore out to use the stadium, or keep macklemore, you cannot be considered apolical if you choose either. He chose the first, therefore is political, even if he doesnt necessarily agree with it.

[–] gigastasio@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

I appreciate the reply, and have formed an opinion that pretty much aligns with the other sensible people here.

I also hope Robert Kraft steps on a Lego. Made of nails. That gives him tetanus. And contains wasps. And sharks. And explodes.

[–] Duhtocqueville@ttrpg.network 11 points 1 week ago

I remember when he stepped on a lego and it hurt so bad he jumped up and down and hopped on one foot right into an intimate massage parlor and his credit card fell out of his pocket and he paid to exploit sex traffic victims.

Good times. What a nanny set of circumstances.

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[–] wander1236@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 week ago

Macklemore was opening for Ed Sheeran and made a statement in support of Palestine. Pink reposted some Instagram story demanding he apologize, and Ed Sheeran didn't defend Macklemore when the guy who owns most of the venues on the tour demanded he be dropped.

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 32 points 1 week ago

Dropped his ass from our wedding reception playlist 5 years ago!

[–] fyzzlefry@retrolemmy.com 22 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Once again my track record of preemptive cancelling is holding strong.

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Who's next on your precog list? I want to prepare.

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 21 points 1 week ago

"🎡I'm comin' up so you'd better get to genocidin'🎡"

[–] gergolippai@lemmy.world 18 points 1 week ago

who is Fucked Sheeran? :)

[–] humanspiral@lemmy.ca 14 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Is Pink on the same tour? What was her involvement in genocide support?

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 43 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Had to look it up. She's Jewish and has that mistaken belief that the Israeli government = all Jews everywhere.

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago (3 children)

Legit question, why the fuck do people seem to think government = a people? Like I fucken hate the English government, aristocracy, and royalty to the point I want to purge it but that doesn't mean I want to exterminate the English as a whole. Is this a side effect of nation states? Or is it moreso a result of Israel in particular? Because I feel like I had folks accuse me of racism over hating certain governments and countries before namely N Korea, S Korea, and Russia but I don't know if thats dishonesty or not.

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[–] thermal_shock@lemmy.world 19 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Another genocidal zionist.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

That's sad. I thought she wasn't one of the bad ones

[–] orbituary@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (4 children)

I've never been a fan of her music, but I respected her after watching the music documentary called Hired Guns - she treats her musician employees VERY well. (watch it, it's unreal).

Now, however, no. Fuck her. Fuck Sheeran.

Edit: https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/celebrity/articles/pink-responds-backlash-over-post-135443983.html

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[–] tacosanonymous@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 week ago (2 children)

That’s Rupert Grint and idk who. Any help?

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That's Pink?

Why do they are converge on the same look?

[–] AnyOldName3@lemmy.world 31 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Given that Ed Sheeran is Rupert Grint, and P!nk doesn't look like P!nk, I suspect that P!nk is not P!nk. Off the top of my head, I think there might be a famous effeminate gay man that vaguely looked like that, and upon using reverse image search, I learned that this is James Charles, who is indeed a famous effeminate gay man, and a YouTuber.

[–] papalonian@lemmy.world 11 points 1 week ago (1 children)

this is James Charles, who is indeed a famous effeminate gay man, and a YouTuber.

And a predator! πŸ˜¬πŸ‘ŽπŸΎ

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