Joke's on you, I don't have that reflex. I've gotten some concerned looks from doctors.
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I just dodge out of the way, my reflexes are good, they always miss.
My left side doesn't respond, but test the right and the left jerks. Confuses every doctor who tests it, and a couple have called in colleagues to witness.
The kicker (ha!) There is a trigger near my neck, and another in my lower back that causes the left leg to kick. I've warned physiotherapists and doctors about it, and kicked a couple when they find the trigger point.
Ah, you got the buggy firmware
Sounds more like they wired them wrong. Either way, interesting patient.
Waiting on a firmware update... I definitely got a buggy release!
Me too. I ended up having to go to three neurologists and the last one told me that I either have some kind of polyneuropathy or nothing and his money was on nothing. It has been some years and I hope he was right.
"you either have something or nothing. that will be $500."
To be fair his team did an hour worth of diagnostics. And it was covered by public insurance.
In my case, if they paid attention to my medical history it shouldn't be much of a surprise to them, and yet it always seems to be.
I said free thinker not free kicker
it's reflexive, you didn't even think about it, making you free of think
Just wait til you find out about your gut biome!
Did it crash the car again
Well paint me orange and call me Your Highness. That just proved the entire Holey Bibblez. There goes my whole world view.
Does this even work?