this post was submitted on 10 Sep 2026
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[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 46 points 1 day ago (2 children)

imma be honest, chief, if you have fumes gathering beneath your toilet lid when it's not in use, you might have bigger issues.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 1 day ago

you might have

some pruno brewing.

[–] Syndication@lemmy.today 2 points 1 day ago

Yayyy sewer gases!

[–] danekrae@lemmy.world 32 points 1 day ago
[–] TheBluetoofs@piefed.social 7 points 1 day ago

If my anus can’t handle the vapors, that’s its problem.

[–] polydactyl@lemmy.world 13 points 1 day ago

Finally, a post addressing the issue I joined for.

[–] Thteven@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

The trick is to blow out as you sit down.

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

You have a toilet?

Lucky, lucky bastard

[–] SirSamuel@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Luxury! I shat crouched over a cardboard box with no bottom

[–] Janx@piefed.social 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

How did you shit if you don't have a bottom?

Lifting the what? In my house we lift nothing! The toilet is ready to receive at a moment's notice without all this 'lifting' malarkey!

[–] myyass@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

So like that one song with something about that mentions "Sweet Poo Fumes" oh wait I guess it was Perfume.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Eau de toilette if you know what I mean.

[–] myyass@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

lmao yeah I do

Ok, that is just basic science.

[–] JustPlainDave@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That sounds like you haven't cleaned your toilet since the Obama administration.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

Thanks, Obama!

[–] BoosBeau@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Bold of you to assume I don't have to unplug it after sitting down

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Same reason you shouldn't run a fan in a closed room.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

south korea fan death strikes again?

Instructions unclear. Fan stuck in anus.

[–] DrPop@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

The scene in Dreamcatcher comes to mind.

[–] siravious@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I say fight fire with fire