TheBluetoofs

It's definitely right up there.

Religion is the primary reason we’ll never achieve a utopia. I couldn’t fathom participation to drop to zero.

If my anus can’t handle the vapors, that’s its problem.

OR the fact that I have little cartilage left between my femur and tibia.

Nazis are getting a lot of attention these days, unfortunately.

Delicioso!

It would definitely be the bomb.

I’m finding this infuriatingly true right now.

I guess he won.

I don’t like mine, they just don’t bother me like other people’s toots do.

Agreed. The new CEO isn’t off to a great start, either. Bending the knee in your first few days is not a good look.

I'm ready when ya'll are. Pitchfork's at the ready.