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[–] feechlamanna@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Most guys have trouble finding the north staircase, I hear.

[–] BigBananaDealer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

there is no north staircase

[–] Brimstone@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Actual New Ireland children hospital costing €2 billion and counting…

Irelands children hospital

[–] GarboDog@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Men will still never find it, even if you point it out to them with a map /joking

[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 2 points 2 days ago

A man clearly made this diagram because he's still confused and included a North clit and a South clit just in case.

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 33 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] HuePony@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

I can't find it

[–] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 15 points 2 days ago

oval map It's a map!

[–] Snapz@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

I knew a guy who's wife let him use Stair 2 on his birthday each year. He always seemed very safe.

[–] don_kiedyck@lemmy.world 24 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The last time I was looking through an exit shaped like that I didn’t use the stairs, either.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 days ago

You must have one hell of a good memory.

There was an elevator...and you used it?

[–] Cattail@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Damn I'm so dead if there was a fire and I needed to find the excape. Too bad I never learned where the clitoris is

[–] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

No need to call her, you're already inside

[–] M137@lemmy.today 5 points 2 days ago

The extinguisher is stored in the urethra.

[–] Dicska@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

You wish to be here.

[–] boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip 7 points 2 days ago

Why men die in fires

[–] Generica@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago

And even with the map he still couldn't find it

[–] chris@programming.dev 4 points 2 days ago

The stairs are located much lower than expected…

[–] Saltycracker@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Some men would die because they would get lost

[–] Lauchmelder@feddit.org 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

In case of fire use stairs, do not; use elevator

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Stair 1 goes all the way to the top.

[–] irish_link@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Huh? I only see Stair 2. Odd. Why would they number it that way. I am sure I am not the only one.

[–] tigermountain@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

We have to take back shapes and battle their tyranny over society.

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago

Hey, it's Tar Valon!

[–] ZAP@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago

This reminds me of my ex.

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

I will take the stair 2 thank you.

[–] riskable@programming.dev 3 points 2 days ago

Cesarian kids didn't get this map.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago

You are her

[–] j4yc33@piefed.social 1 points 2 days ago

Most men: Wild that they only have a Stair 2 Roof Access. I wonder what happened to Stair 1?