I believe the first half of this story
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I got stuck on there being a correlation between class and color worn. If accurate, my best guess is a correlation between Laundry Day and Geography Class. That is, she ran out of undies she liked by that day of week, so dipped into her disfavored clothes stash.
Meanwhile I got the nickname Kraut because I gassed myself at home cleaning the bathroom and just kinda kept going with a makeshift gas mask. My friends were over at the time and witnessed me throw together a whole getup because I was not dealing with that shit later.
What, ammonia + chlorine?
Yeah. Though not intentionally, apparently the bleach left a bit of residue in the bucket I was using so when I put the other cleaning product in for a different thing it had ammonia and I got gassed.
Bet the clothes is just excuse and the one who wear it can't hide whatever personality they radiate, thus rejection.
I thought black meant horny.
OP learned that day the difference between correlation and causation.
It actually sounds to me like they didn't learn anything
OP learned that day that you dedinitely should not be spying on a person's panties lol ewww wtf?!
Sounds like her panties were public knowledge but generally yeah don't be gooning that hard.
Extrapolating hobbies and sexual turn ons from spying on someone’s underwear is indeed pretty creepy
I don't understand how you propose fixes for cases like this. Like the thought-process is so alien, I don't even know where to start fixing these people, except to head back to toddler instructions on personal space and communication.
Middle and high school are full of stupid misconceptions about girls. In my middle school, people believed that if you wore black panties, it meant you're DTF. The boys also thought that if a girl's nipples were hard, it meant she was turned on. No amount of saying, "Bruh, it's just winter," or asking why boys' nipples don't get hard when they're horny, would change their minds.
It all really boils down to - some boys will grasp at anything to confirm their belief that a girl is interested in sex.
Black panties mean she's discovered that her period won't stain them
Girls can be more horny before or after the bleeding due to hormones (IIRC, i am not that sure but i def read about it more than one time, can someone confirm?) so maybe the misconception started from that fact
Yeah but isn't like this exact thing what big tech is doing?
That's because all the big tech CEOs are all exactly like the green text OP.
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Anon wasn't a creep because of the landscape shirt. Anon was a creep who wore a landscape shirt.
I can’t tell if this is real, but I can’t fathom how you could make it up
"it must be true because, if it were not true, no one would have had the imagination to invent it” - fancy math man
"Creepy landscape boy" feels made up. Children are way more imaginative, especially when it comes to derogatory nicknames.
No "Horny Hill Henry", "Masturbatin' mountain mike", "Lickin' Lakes Liam", ....?
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One thing i can vouch for. During HS in early 2000's, girls would wear thongs and low waist jeans exposing their junk when leaning forward. Sounds good on paper but when youre not rly interested in them and forced to see it its meh.
There were two young English teachers who came in my senior year who wore whale tails almost every day of the week. They were the source of many controversial arguments. Regardless, I overheard that they matched on a bonus at the end of the year because their courses had the best attendance record.
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There were raspels voice other reasons
OP was not allowed to teach at the school again.
Moral of the story: be yourself not something you think somebody wants.
I learned that lesson a long time ago.
be yourself
Maybe don't be a guy who catalogues his classmates' underwear colors.
yeah… and that….
clearly he needs a shirt showing a boy creeping on a girls thong in class
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Of all the things that didn't happen, this didn't happen the most
Op on the tism
I respect that. He had a theory and tested it out. It was wildly wrong (and yes, I know it’s most likely fake), but at least he went and tried.
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I mean yes, creepy boy... but not for the reasons she thought
Or she saw him peeking at her panties everyday
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"Oh yeah?? Well I won't have a date with a panty girl!! Panty girl!!! Panty girl!!"
- Anon if he wasn't gay and the story was even real
When I was in school I had a crush on a girl
...and we see where it all went wrong.
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Landscaping when he should be Manscaping.
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