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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon becomes a landscape (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Hardeehar@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

There were two young English teachers who came in my senior year who wore whale tails almost every day of the week. They were the source of many controversial arguments. Regardless, I overheard that they matched on a bonus at the end of the year because their courses had the best attendance record.

[–] TheBrideWoreCrimson@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Whale tails? Nice. We called underpants sticking out from pants "filter bags."

[–] degen@midwest.social 7 points 2 days ago

Whale tale is specific to thongs, so not much bag to filter. More like a shit splitter