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I can’t tell if this is real, but I can’t fathom how you could make it up
"it must be true because, if it were not true, no one would have had the imagination to invent it” - fancy math man
"Creepy landscape boy" feels made up. Children are way more imaginative, especially when it comes to derogatory nicknames.
No "Horny Hill Henry", "Masturbatin' mountain mike", "Lickin' Lakes Liam", ....?
Something about this story reads German to me, which might affect the chosen insult and its translation
Sounds like a thing girls would come up with, tbh.
My highschool girlfriend used to call a guy "the creeper".
I dated a guy in college whom I (affectionately) referred to as “the caveman,” because he had a really prominent brow. My (unaffectionate) nickname in high school was “sleepy,” because I fell asleep in class once, and that was made up by boys.
I think most nicknames are a little unimaginative.
Kids aren't reinventing the wheel.
Yeah, and teenagers have even more derogatory imagination than children. Really depends on the grade.
Maybe he'll pursue a career in manscaping
One thing i can vouch for. During HS in early 2000's, girls would wear thongs and low waist jeans exposing their junk when leaning forward. Sounds good on paper but when youre not rly interested in them and forced to see it its meh.
There were two young English teachers who came in my senior year who wore whale tails almost every day of the week. They were the source of many controversial arguments. Regardless, I overheard that they matched on a bonus at the end of the year because their courses had the best attendance record.
Whale tails? Nice. We called underpants sticking out from pants "filter bags."
Whale tale is specific to thongs, so not much bag to filter. More like a shit splitter
How are you forced to see it? Just don't look at it?
If it's a teenager ... don't look at it was just about as effective as the D.A.R.E. just say no line.
Good point
Wow exhibitionism solved.