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[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (1 children)

When I was in school I had a crush on a girl

...and we see where it all went wrong.

[–] protist@retrofed.com 10 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

He should've accepted that he was fake and gay

[–] UnequalExchange@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Aye , learn from my mistakes, when youre being homeschooled dont date any of the ladies there.... /s