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[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 81 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Extrapolating hobbies and sexual turn ons from spying on someone’s underwear is indeed pretty creepy

[–] qarbone@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (1 children)

I don't understand how you propose fixes for cases like this. Like the thought-process is so alien, I don't even know where to start fixing these people, except to head back to toddler instructions on personal space and communication.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 29 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Middle and high school are full of stupid misconceptions about girls. In my middle school, people believed that if you wore black panties, it meant you're DTF. The boys also thought that if a girl's nipples were hard, it meant she was turned on. No amount of saying, "Bruh, it's just winter," or asking why boys' nipples don't get hard when they're horny, would change their minds.

It all really boils down to - some boys will grasp at anything to confirm their belief that a girl is interested in sex.

[–] Ozymati@lemmy.nz 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Black panties mean she's discovered that her period won't stain them

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 2 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Girls can be more horny before or after the bleeding due to hormones (IIRC, i am not that sure but i def read about it more than one time, can someone confirm?) so maybe the misconception started from that fact

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Yeah but isn't like this exact thing what big tech is doing?

[–] JustEnoughDucks@feddit.nl 6 points 1 day ago

That's because all the big tech CEOs are all exactly like the green text OP.

[–] lessthanluigi@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 2 days ago

And stupid as fuck, lmao!