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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon becomes a landscape (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Meanwhile I got the nickname Kraut because I gassed myself at home cleaning the bathroom and just kinda kept going with a makeshift gas mask. My friends were over at the time and witnessed me throw together a whole getup because I was not dealing with that shit later.

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What, ammonia + chlorine?

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago

Yeah. Though not intentionally, apparently the bleach left a bit of residue in the bucket I was using so when I put the other cleaning product in for a different thing it had ammonia and I got gassed.