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i fucking hate these people so much man

im getting fired if i dont use this bullshit, already one person was "anonymously" shat on during a meeting for not doing so. fortunately not me

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[–] Infamousblt@hexbear.net 91 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

I gotta say the best way to get people to get off your ass about AI in the workplace is to use it as wastefully as possible. Blow through tokens like there's no tomorrow. Make agents that make agents that make agents that make agents.

Make it hurt. Malicious compliance and they'll stop. I've seen this at 2 companies now; they want everyone to use as much AI as possible, so everyone starts doing the most ridiculous shit ever with it, and suddenly it's caps instead of quotas. It's "use the cheap models" instead of "use everything." It's a prize for whoever uses the least tokens to do the most work. And then they just stop talking about how much efficiency they're gaining with AI.

AI is expensive as fuck and it's not getting cheaper. Expenses are the only language management speaks so speak their language and make it expensive until they encourage everyone to stop

[–] infuziSporg@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago

Expenses are the only language management speaks so speak their language and make it expensive

lucy-parsons

"...Learn the use of expenses!"

[–] Super_Lumalo@hexbear.net 49 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That's the fucking thing, these assholes are now monitoring your usage. Wasteful behavior will be punished (using most expensive models for trivial tasks) as much as not using the fucking thing. I think bad prompting the cheap shit often will be most wasteful.

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 16 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Instead of doing nonsense to waste tokens yourself you can put nonsense in the AGENTS.md and have the whole team waste tokens. @ a bunch of files to add them to the context when they don't need to be. Add instructions to have the LLM do more tool calls, maybe add some verbose flags.

[–] chgxvjh@hexbear.net 52 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I've still never once been reprimanded for using too many tokens but it just makes me feel bad like there goes yet another years worth of electricity.

[–] NewOldGuard@lemmy.ml 56 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I'm right there with you comrade. The owner at my company and the execs are all major "AI" boosters and micromanage the fuck out of engineering to force that garbage in everywhere despite not knowing what we do in the slightest. It has ensloppified our codebase and documentation so badly, what used to be straightforward and lean projects are now unmaintainable sprawling messes and security nightmares. I used to openly criticize this push and LLMs' capabilities but two of my coworkers have been fired for similar stuff (one for saying to our CTO "LLMs don't have a place in every part of our workflow" verbatim, and another for refusing to use an LLM to rename a variable during a screen-share session that the CEO was on) so I've just shut my mouth and intensified my job hunt. It's insufferable watching so much technical knowledge and expertise squandered and diluted all to do a shit job of trying to automate us away.

[–] Chana@hexbear.net 48 points 2 days ago

It's basically a large-scale "train your replacement" but your replacement is 12 drunk children

[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 days ago

A dev with about as much experience as me was asking the team for stuff to do when github copilot was down. I suggested just doing it the normal way (like we'd all be doing for years until that point) and people acted like I have 5 heads. These are dark times.

[–] RNAi@hexbear.net 45 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Same lmao

Y'all and Ed Zitron and Trahsfuture keep me sane

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 34 points 2 days ago

Ed Zitron straddles the fine line of soberly analyzing all of this while being absolutely clear he thinks it’s all a pile of bullshit, it’s nice

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I made some offhand remark about how I didn't find a lot of value in the lying machine to a guy that seems to insert AI into everything he talks about and he got real worked up and said maybe he'll write a book about how the riffraff that have not embraced using ChatGPT are left behind by enlightened society. Oh no you owned me, I'm gonna be so owned.

[–] Wertheimer@hexbear.net 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

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[–] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago

No way is this a real thing. Please tell me someone didn't write a whole-ass children's book to be an ad for the Cybertruck.

[–] spiderhamster@midwest.social 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

He's gonna write it or he's gonna generate a book about it?

[–] Robert_Kennedy_Jr@hexbear.net 4 points 2 days ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Obviously the latter. One of his examples of how useful the chat bot is was that it gave him a list of several autoparts stores nearby with price comparisons for a part he needed within a few minutes and I was thinking I just call the store and ask, it's not hard and they can check that it's actually in their inventory.

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 24 points 2 days ago

just burn tokens i mean thats all they are measuring is token burn, bro

it sucks but this is tech and its always some bullshit in this industry

[–] alexandra_kollontai@hexbear.net 26 points 2 days ago (2 children)

im getting fired if i dont use this bullshit

Could you give more info about this? Are there precise expectations, or are you supposed to use it "enough" on the "right" tasks? Do they check? How?

[–] Super_Lumalo@hexbear.net 29 points 2 days ago

My manager on one of the meetings:

"You know guys, I won't beat around the bush anymore with «asking». Let me get to you straight. You have to use these tools, because one, two years from now, you'll just be left behind."

It doesn't get more excplicit than that.

[–] jack@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago

grok, please summarize what the requirements at OP's office are

[–] TheModerateTankie@hexbear.net 23 points 3 days ago (22 children)

Are there any use cases where AI makes sense to use?

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 46 points 2 days ago (5 children)

LLMs? Generating spam lol.

The programming stuff is waaaay overblown. It's less accurate than copy/pasting shit off Stack Overflow, the thing we used to say was the sign of a bad programmer. Everyone using it is miserable, and nobody using it has actually delivered the results they keep saying they're getting (it's been 6 months since you all said you're 100x more effective, where's the 50 years worth of new software, AI bros?)

There are occasionally these huge bursts of things AIs do, but they're all predicated on having a huge budget dedicated to finding reasons why a huge AI budget is a good idea. There was a wave of security vulnerabilities being found by AI at the start of the year, but there are existing security scan tools that are just not being used If you spent the same amount of money scanning everything on github with AFL-Fuzz, you'd find billions of security bugs. There's now a wave of math proofs being generated now, but AI companies are spending millions of dollars on this. For a million dollars you can hire a small team of math postdocs for two years. Heck, for a million dollars you can fund a permanent grant.

[–] Chana@hexbear.net 30 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It just lays more bare what the people up top care about. Most devs eventually learn this but they are often somewhat insulated as they are left to their own devices to build a product via a given framework or standard. But the C-suite has never cared about code quality or security unless a big customer or investor cares about it. The C-suite is focused on making money, especially through disciplining labor. They are very happy with the worst thing you've ever seen so long as it appears to function and neither big customers nor investors are complaining about it. Tech is usually treated as a cost center, it is something to minimize and fulfills a purpose that they would rather contract out.

These are folks with big egos and little education so they also think they know enough about the topic to manipulate their workers and discipline as needed. This has never been a problem for them before except when it comes to tech and how much they have to pay their workers, as there is limited supply. They are now having a great time attempting discipline that was otherwise difficult for them to achieve, so this is a double-whammy of standard labor discipline plus scratching a long-held itch in profit maximization. It doesn't even have to work, it just has to fulfill those basic criteria from earlier.

In large part this is because there is a substantial disconnect between production and profit, the actual product being sold and how money is made is often two or three degrees removed from "we made $x sales and had $y costs" that the C-suite can just tank four companies in a row and still make out like bandits - so long as they please the big customers and investors.

[–] Owl@hexbear.net 25 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Every old time software dev knows that sometimes you have to resist management and go do the thing that makes the software actually work, which they were able to get away with when the market for software engineers was so strong that putting up with them was easier than hiring a new one.

When the software engineering market collapsed (a little before the AI craze), software quality also started to collapse, because now nobody has the job security to tell their manager to fuck off.

[–] space_comrade@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Every old time software dev knows that sometimes you have to resist management and go do the thing that makes the software actually work

Yeah but the management nearly always wins in the end and makes you do the quick and dirty solution. The amount of decades old absolute ass legacy code I've had to deal with in my early professional days was insane and the same code is probably still clanking on. It's always easier for management to get results quickly and then pay the price in man hours and misery of the devs later.

[–] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

So many tech debt stories never fulfilled. So many "todo's" in code. I've left my fair share. I'm sorry other coders who have had to take over, I wasn't given enough time 😭 Forgive me!

These are very good points, even goes over the things I personally thought LLMs might be actually suited for.

I want to stay the tiniest speck of optimistic that we can at least get something good out of this all, but understand that it's all idealism based on little to even maybe nothing.

Though maybe it's more "Can all this suffering at least have a silver lining?" Line of thinking dominating my subconscious as a burnt out jaded 30somethin'.

[–] supafuzz@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

I would say the people on my team are about 3x more productive than before. Of course, they immediately cut our team by 2/3rds, so...

[–] beanlover@hexbear.net 1 points 1 day ago

You have absolutely no clue what you're talking about.

[–] space_comrade@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago (1 children)

It's less accurate than copy/pasting shit off Stack Overflow, the thing we used to say was the sign of a bad programmer. Everyone using it is miserable, and nobody using it has actually delivered the results they keep saying they're getting (it's been 6 months since you all said you're 100x more effective, where's the 50 years worth of new software, AI bros?)

I dunno that wasn't my experience in the last 6 months or so. 2 years ago yeah it was basically this but nowadays I can get the thing to do some medium complexity work on our codebase and it's pretty much gonna get it right like 95% of the time with maybe some tiny code quality reduction in the form of some duplicated code or such but the thing is pretty much going to work.

Also I built a personal project with it that I wanted to do for a while but never got around to it and it pretty much did it as I wanted it. Granted it was a lot of back and forth and lots of debugging/testing passes but in the end it actually works. Not sure what the overall code quality is but the overall project structure makes sense and the little code I did look seemed solid enough.

[–] SevenSkalls@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Ya, I think it's useful for speeding up personal projects I often don't have the energy for after work, but I want to see the project done at some point still. I've been trying to balance my use of AI on them though, since I think part of the point (at least for me) should be learning new things and keeping my mind sharp, in addition to making the thing. Like, I'll have it find a bug, and then I'll investigate it and try to solve it myself instead of having AI fix it, or things like that.

It's not like work where they don't give a shit about my mind atrophying on over-use of AI and only care about productivity.

[–] lilypad@hexbear.net 32 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

LLM? Not so much IMO. But neural nets and deep learning are genuinely cool and useful for things like image recognition, speech recognition, etc. As an aide to a doctor reviewing a colonoscopy scope, sure. But instead they will treat it as a replacement that the doctor rubber stamps. Due to the way we will use it, they are dangerous, even if the tech itself can be helpful.

Theres still the issue of electricity, of the human and environmental costs, etc.

A good metric: if correctness is unimportant and verification is easy, then it is not an inappropriate tool (that doesnt mean its necessarily a good tool for a given task though). However if correctness is important and verification is difficult, then it is not appropriate. Basically, dont use it to summarize that many-page report, because its nondeterministic and you'll have to read the whole thing anyway to see if the LLM actually told you all relevant portions and didn't generate things that aren't in the report. If you want a summary, thats literally what the abstract and conclusion parts of a report are for. Dont use it to write fresh code for you, cause you'll have to read through all of it, build a mental model, and understand the problem space inside and out to actually review it well, and at that point you might as well have written the code.

[–] NewOldGuard@lemmy.ml 27 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I think that's one of the things that irks me most about this LLM bubble. I think ML has really cool applications in research, approximate tasks with margins for error like image classification, upscaling etc. It was one of my favorite topics during my CS degree. But now it's tainted by the gen "AI" slop machines, so all the interesting breakthroughs of real practical ML get chalked up to "AI" innovation and people just assume chatGPT is responsible when it's actually a team of researchers building small efficient programs. Ofc ML is less efficient than traditional computational approaches that can work deterministically so those should always be prioritized, but it has its uses for sure.

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago (3 children)

This right here. The chat bot shit is shit. The tech analyzing X Rays to detect lung cancers is great. The problem is they can’t just sell “machine augmented professionals” they need to sell “A.I.” which is a marketing department fever dream

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[–] Chana@hexbear.net 28 points 2 days ago (1 children)

LLMs can translate frustration into soft corporate speak and then you don't have to think too much about how you're going to tell your boss they're the worst

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Your boss is probably clueless enough that even explicit written frustration will not be read as such if they don't have a bone to pick with you but even the most charming writing could be insubordination if they want to see it.

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[–] 5318008@lemmy.ml 17 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Prototyping software.

If you're trying to cobble together a shitty proof of concept, and you don't care about whether it's efficient, scalable, maintainable, well-documented, or secure... then yeah, an LLM will help you do that.

But then when it comes time to actually building the real thing, you're better off using an actual team of actual humans to make it actually functional.

[–] Super_Lumalo@hexbear.net 25 points 3 days ago

making your manager shut the fuck up

[–] MeetMeAtTheMovies@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago

When I was on Xiaohongshu before they introduced the translation features, people would make fun of you for using non-LLM translation software because they could tell the difference. Either that or I would get, “Wow, your mandarin is so good!” which is the Chinese equivalent of “You are noticeably not fluent”. So it prevents bullying, but only in extremely specific circumstances.

[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 days ago

Generating security incident reports

That shits boring

[–] space_comrade@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

Sometimes it can write good code, sometimes it doesn't. Sometimes it summarizes some info for you well, sometimes it makes shit up. It's a mixed bag overall, probably not worth the hype and the resources but here we are anyway.

[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Freeform roleplay in the vein of AI Dungeon

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[–] userse31@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

If you're trying to search for something but don't quite have the right words to describe it, AI can help.

[–] free_casc@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago
  • summarizing large bodies of text to orient yourself in what is or isn't there. Obviously you need to open the actual documentation to check the facts, but the ai should give you links to open up.
  • grammar explanations for language learning.
  • it can be somewhat effective at searching across something like a ticketing or a work order system. Previously you would need to come up with a query, but sometimes the Metadata is not captured properly or at all. The llm can process the notes/comments and return a useful result.
  • I've used it to draft documentation of my code, but i always have to edit it. I like having the formatting consistent at least.
  • I'm not a programmer by trade, so sometimes I will have it review something I wrote and suggest improvements or a more standard way of writing it.
  • slang explanations for language learning, with context.

I dont ever really use it to "do" anything on my behalf, but generally to "tell" me things. I could see myself telling a like a canva Ai to "color the 100 stars on this poster red" or something like that so I don't have to click around and change them, and I can instantly verify it was done correctly.

Is this worth the resource cost? Probably? I don't use it all the time, or even every day. Most of this could probably be handled on a local Ai instance instead of something datacenter level. I do wish to be charged the proper amount for what I use so I can make that evaluation, but that's still a bit obfuscated from me.

[–] BioWarfarePosadist@hexbear.net 11 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Certain Mathematical models seem to work well. And I've heard that some decent programmers like to use it to get together code they would have spent hours on GitHub looking for to copy and paste.

And if it wasn't so wasteful, I like the idea of using generative AI for getting visuals for (PRIVATE) TTRPGs. When I just want my group to have a better understanding of what my BBG, "Lord Gargle Deeznuts" looks like. And that's only if I can generate something decent for free. If I have to pay, it would be better to pay a real human to do the labor.

Other than than those very specific cases, I really don't believe there is any commercial use for current LLM. Everything is so completely unethical IMO, that even the grey area of generative AI that I mentioned above immediately become unethical the moment a human profits off it.

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[–] WafflesTasteGood@hexbear.net 10 points 2 days ago

They would probably be a good replacement for CEOs and similar executive types.

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[–] krolden@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Eh it makes it so I can sit and smoke weed while I'm 'working'

[–] sleeplessone@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 days ago

Only way to stay sane in this industry anymore.

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