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[–] CalypsoGirl@lemmy.today 4 points 3 hours ago

Resplendent = attractive and impressive through being richly colorful or sumptuous.

Financially resplendent?

Resplendent isn't the most suitable adjective for describing someone's financial status.

But even if it was ...

So he wants her to be 18-21 years old, blonde with huge breasts, and already wealthy? Why the hell would she need him if she's already wealthy?

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 26 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Well, you won't get what you want if you don't ask.

You probably also won't get it if you do ask, but at least there's a nonzero possibility.

[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

One of the nuggets of actual good advice that came from the pick-up artist trend was that it's a numbers game. There's probably someone out there that wants exactly the same thing you, you just have to find them.

[–] wingnut@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 hours ago

Yes but no, but yes, but still no...

[–] AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space 9 points 8 hours ago

He should have added a few decades to his stated age. Then he’d have picked up those looking for a lottery ticket

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 27 points 10 hours ago

Someone had a good laugh typing that

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 38 points 12 hours ago (4 children)
[–] groucho@retrolemmy.com 2 points 3 hours ago

This, but tactile.

[–] Dojan@pawb.social 1 points 2 hours ago

Yeah, a raster image fit to his UVs.

[–] thurstylark@lemmy.today 19 points 8 hours ago

Ya, you know... Mouthfeel

[–] bugbear@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 9 hours ago

Yeah, I was confused by that, too. But hey, sensory sensitivity maybe?

[–] DrSoap@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

Do personal ads still exist?

[–] ryannathans@aussie.zone 3 points 6 hours ago

They do here

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 6 points 8 hours ago

Pretty sure it's just Tinder bios now

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

If I was a girl, I'd be throwing myself at this!

[–] RovingDiary@lemmy.zip 10 points 11 hours ago (1 children)
[–] tourist@lemmy.world 2 points 4 hours ago

instead of casting a net, dump raw sewage

best way to catch em