I like my women how I like my cookies: In my tummy.
this post was submitted on 23 Aug 2026
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Like the one sub I still miss from reddit
It's not my thing, but I've attended the official vore meetup at MFF twice, an unofficial meet at AC once, and a (to me) shocking number of furs are into it; including my master. Everyone I bumped into was really nice and happy to chat as I badly hid away in a corner ^_^;
I just checked and the sub is gone, which is a shame. I used to get sent stuff from it, to... various effects. Usually confusion, followed by an explanation :p
I miss Barb
See, this is the kind of thing that I’d end up with if I set out to make eyeball cookies for a kids’ Halloween party or something.
That's because that's exactly what the original meme pic was before someone cropped it.
Huh. How about that.
They also adjusted the color to make it all more flesh colored.
Honey, what's wrong? You haven't touched your boobkies.
Obviously the name of this cookie is "Sugar-Titty"
Sugar Tits
Except, each cookie is it is own Titty. One big beautiful Titty. Tits is plural. You'd need to always need to serve these in pairs for such a name. But if you call them each a Sugar-Titty, you can have one or you can have a bowl of Sugar-Titties.
Sugar-Titty ™
I see your angle and disagree, so I'll just bake my own. Each cookie is a sugar tit and I'm definitely going for a pair of them every time I put my hands on 'em.
Well I hope you enjoy eating your delicious cookies even though you are completely wrong. I hope they are so damn good you can brag about it here
I like my cookies how I like my women: retroussé.
Milk and cookies!
Hey waiter! The crincly hairs are missing on my cookies!
Flossing is important!
Can someone post the recipe? For research purposes only, of course.