Text it to both people. See who gets home first.
this post was submitted on 22 Aug 2026
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Please Jesus fewer Facebook memes, I'm begging you.
Asking return_of_chippy to stop reposting their Facebook timeline to Lemmy is like asking Miss Frizzle not to go on another field trip.
Best I can do is more minion memes
As long as its quiet. I'm tryna sleep
BANANA!
And this isn't even what an energy vampire is.
An energy vampire would hang out in his neighbor's driveway completely uninvited while the neighbor works on his car and drone on and on about his 95 Festiva and what a great car it was and all the criticism it gets is wrong etc
Yeah most of the posters on this community don't seem to understand what actually funny shitposting is. Most of the memes here are boomer-tier at best, while good shitposts that make it on here get very little attention.
Thank you
- Thank you 2. Post a meme you like and be part of what you want to see.
As if I would ever talk to my neighbors let alone have their phone numbers to text.
my dude Quentin on my east side is a solid dude. retired older gentleman, carries a gun and a sword, we chat about our gardens, but I don't know any of my other neighbors.
I have occasionally gone upstairs to call my neighbours cunts and to stop making noise
Some people are just dickheads
Some dickheads are just people
Some justice are dick peeps
Some peeps dick justice
Fucking Dick Byrne...
Useless priest can't say mass.
That can not be a real name.
It's the name of the character. The arch nemesis of Father Ted in the series by the same name.
Alright, that makes sense!