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[–] Twinklebreeze@lemmy.world 65 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I'd rather eat a blue waffle than eat that bigot chicken.

[–] NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 33 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)
[–] shittydwarf@piefed.ca 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I was there Gandalf, 3000 years ago

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Have they tried using English words on a bill?

[–] swicano@programming.dev 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Didn't realize the word salsa is still so triggering for some racists. SMH.

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Lol, this reminds me of my local El Pollo Loco.

If you ask them for no cheese, they still slop queso on. When confronted, they say "you didn't say no queso".

Sir, this is an EL POLLO LOCO.

[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I'd forgotten about blue waffle. Thanks for that and I hate you.

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

How much money are they saving by eliminating so many letters?

[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

There's a high chance that that receipt paper is heat activated, so I'd wager it's none

[–] polotype@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

Elctricity costs money, so akchually, it saves them just a little

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 4 points 1 month ago

What sick fuck made this?

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I love their new breakfast waffle stompers.

[–] meleethecat@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I love Blue Waffle Fries. Probably the best strain after Jack Herer.

[–] dingus@lemmy.world -2 points 1 month ago

Can someone explain to me why the receipt says that on it? Waffle fries are a menu item, but where does "blue" come from here?