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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"It was supposed to be a 30 story tall building, but they built it sideways."

Sideways Stories from Wayside School.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I was beginning to feel a little Mandela-y about this series. Thanks for confirming its existence.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hold on now... Maybe the stories don't line up... Did your universe have one about the kids eating ice cream flavored like the other students' mouths?

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

I don't remember that one specifically but it sounds about right

[–] TomMasz@lemmy.world 105 points 2 days ago (2 children)

It's never done that before.

[–] decolo@piefed.social 61 points 2 days ago (3 children)
[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 27 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That's not very typical, I'd like to make that point.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 12 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 12 points 2 days ago

It's ok, it's out of the environment.

[–] TIEPilot@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 24 points 2 days ago

They got pills for that these days

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 61 points 2 days ago (3 children)

That thing is in shockingly good shape

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 26 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Maybe they build them laying flat like that and then get a bunch of Amish guy to raise it with poles?

[–] Rcklsabndn@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago

Good luck getting the Amish to work with Poles.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 23 points 2 days ago

I know they have a reputation as manual labourers but I feel like you're being unfair to the Poles.

[–] EchoCranium@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 day ago

Yeah, much easier to build all of it at ground level, then prop it up. Genius!

[–] AgentSeven@lemmy.zip 51 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (3 children)

I know, right? They must have built it really solidly. Except for the whole falling down bit.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 days ago (5 children)

seems like they should have driven in some pylons before the foundation, of course, the REAL worry now is what about all those other ones?

[–] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 16 points 2 days ago (3 children)

You must build additional pylons.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 days ago

That's how it got knocked over, they built pylons, the damned Protoss moved in

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[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 17 points 2 days ago

Scale is right, too. Just need to fix the rotation.

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 66 points 2 days ago (2 children)

This is intentional they build them on the ground then pull them up. Much less crane fees

[–] Karjalan@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Assuming that doesn't y do fucky things with structural integrity... That's pretty clever

Much like the Amish.

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago

Not the kind of housing market crash the people were hoping for.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 55 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)
[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

China, I assume? They're quite famous for this shit.

[–] blackberry28@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Still more durable than US paper houses lolol

[–] BambiDiego@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

I mean, no, but two things can suck at the same time

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

Two tankie downvotes sitting in a tree

[–] tigermountain@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

It's rare to get a photo of a building sleeping.

[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago (2 children)

What did that mean for the remaining instances of the same building? I imagine they were all built to the same high quality China is known for.

[–] DeadDigger@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 days ago

I mean given that the building still looks fine and did not just smash to rubble boy is that constructed well

[–] foo@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

It's just pining for the fjords.

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 22 points 2 days ago

The Amish will be there shortly to raise it.

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 8 points 2 days ago

👈 there's yer problem

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