numbermess

joined 2 years ago
[–] numbermess@fedia.io 1 points 8 hours ago

I saw this at a friend's house while spending the night when I was a kid. They had rented a VCR and this movie. Still way back in the days of "Wow you can watch a movie at home????" I remember the way I felt when I saw the guy turn in to a cobra. Yeesh.

  • This movie
  • Amityville Horror when the red/orange eyes outside the window slams the window shut on that kid's hands
  • Beastmaster when the human leathery bat mummies embrace you into their ponchos and your bones tumble out of the bottom
[–] numbermess@fedia.io 1 points 8 hours ago

The muted "ragged flag" vinyl stickers sized and cut for your vehicle's window dimensions, but all the stars on the field are Punisher skulls with blonde fright combovers

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 2 points 3 days ago

Stays crisp in milk.

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 2 points 6 days ago

"Unhinged" is not really a word with any value anymore as it relates to him. It implies that he's crazy, but he is not. He's got a rotten brain and a rotten soul and he works in the service of America's/Humanity's enemies. That's not "unhinged", that's just plain hostility and malevolence.

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 4 points 6 days ago

Compatible with any disgusting toilet seat that you may want to ingest anything off of, it's really great. Top big time #1 Mr. President! sir! I am crying! I want to kiss you! Many people are saying!

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)
  • Is Chicago 🙅‍♀️
  • Is Not Chicago 💁‍♀️
[–] numbermess@fedia.io 10 points 1 week ago

D ayyyyy mon

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 1 points 1 week ago

[making drawing-rainbow-with-hands gesture]

  1. It's always OK if Donny does it
  2. It's always OK if I do it
[–] numbermess@fedia.io 5 points 2 weeks ago

If you want a picture of the future, many people are imagining concepts of big beautiful cankles in shoe lifts stamping on a non-orange (human) face in two weeks (forever)

-- George Orwell 2: the Squeakuel

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 4 points 2 weeks ago

Nice. I am going to try this out.

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 39 points 2 weeks ago

A new era of safety: we blocked it entirely on our home router

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 3 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

What is Super Mario's favorite vegetable? A Nintentato!

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