numbermess

joined 2 years ago
[–] numbermess@fedia.io 4 points 6 days ago

The Fantastic and the Fouriest

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I grew up in northeast Mississippi. There are some hills there, but there isn't anything anywhere that approaches being mountainous or even mountainous-adjacent. Mountainous-adjacent has always been Alabama's job. The highest point in Mississippi is something like 803 feet, but even that it's only a few hundred feet taller than the surrounding area.

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 3 points 1 week ago

Mogwai Fear Satan

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 3 points 3 weeks ago

I know that feel. Welcome to the gang!

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[–] numbermess@fedia.io 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It is not a conclusion or belief in anything. They're nihilists, Donny.

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 19 points 1 month ago

Boy I did not see this coming. Surely he won't pull some other kind of un-American shit that benefits Russia and nobody else because that would be UNHINGED which naturally calls for a SLAM from some toothless leader/group after which he/Miller will be described as MELTING DOWN so I should subjectively FEEL BETTER and believe that he is not REWRITING THE BOUNDARIES OF REALITY somehow

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 11 points 1 month ago

Feels like we're gonna need to clone, deputize, and immortalize that goose that chases everyone around asking Who did, motherfucker?

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 23 points 1 month ago

Very tired of reading that this guy "melts down" like he is just some kind of shitty baby posting online and getting his feelings hurt. I firmly believe his is a baby but he is the kind of baby that gives permission, orders, and quotas to people to be their worst selves.

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 5 points 2 months ago

I know that a fairly large B2B Ecommerce platform called OroCommerce just moved all their customers' cloud hosting to Oracle. I doubt that would have all of a sudden made Larry Ellison the richest guy in the whole world, but it is something that happened recently. I sure don't hear a lot of people saying LETS USE ORACLE otherwise these days.

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 9 points 2 months ago

Pretty soon they're gonna be like "Y'all know what we're doing and you know what we're going to say, and we are not wearing these hot-ass moving blankets anymore either. Fuck all y'all."

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 8 points 2 months ago (1 children)

I cannot correctly say my kids' names when I'm stressed out in a hurry. I just end up saying both of their names. Eventually I will be right.

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 3 points 2 months ago

I'm sure they'll come around and proudly excuse him of this and any other future degeneracy he chooses to become.

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