numbermess

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[–] numbermess@fedia.io 3 points 1 week ago

Those are great books for snack reading, and there are a lot of them. My dad and his family would share those as Christmas gifts and I have a few.

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 2 points 2 weeks ago

Complimentary churros for the bereaved.

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 5 points 2 weeks ago

Bug-dan Buzz-ea on QA? I don't think so.

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[–] numbermess@fedia.io 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

It's a service you can sign up for where you can watch menu items move around randomly in the sidebar navigation. It's really neat and it does some other cool stuff too.

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 2 points 4 weeks ago

Ah. I see. Winning very strongly. Well, anyway, good news is we're respected again.

[–] numbermess@fedia.io -2 points 4 weeks ago

✅ Degrade/dismantle/destroy modern food delivery and safety systems

There, now you can't get obese because we made america super great again! 50 billion trillion dimensional chess baby!

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 32 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

This suggests the existence of the poop event horizon. Science totally rocks man.

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago

The contradiction doesn't mean anything. It's always ok for him to do whatever he wants to do for any reason at all, or no reason. They live for the contradiction because they get to do the whole Oh are you tRiGgEReD thing and laugh with their asshole friends who are all doing exactly the same thing all the time everywhere else that they exist.

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago

Oh that would be funny. Fucked everything up so bad we even have to change how values are counted and represented in order to continue gleefully ignoring the problem a little longer.

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 6 points 1 month ago

Don't let the door hit ya on the way out there now champ

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago

Yo dog, we heard you like mountains, so we put a mountain on your mountain so you mountain while you mountain!

[–] numbermess@fedia.io 2 points 1 month ago

Ricky is smarter and compassionate than anybody we have now.

Ricky 2028

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