Pretty soon they're gonna be like "Y'all know what we're doing and you know what we're going to say, and we are not wearing these hot-ass moving blankets anymore either. Fuck all y'all."
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I cannot correctly say my kids' names when I'm stressed out in a hurry. I just end up saying both of their names. Eventually I will be right.
I'm sure they'll come around and proudly excuse him of this and any other future degeneracy he chooses to become.
❤️ Xi loves me ❤️ 😭 Xi loves me not 😭
For like 15 years my wife and I will occasionally greet each other with the "I came here specifically for dinner!" line from MST3K Mitchell. That movie really holds up.
Your Honor, may I approach the bench and slam my three fingers of Cutty
"Critics See Big Risks"
Now this place sucks even more than it did before! God damn this whole thing is stupid.
Now this place sucks even more than it did before! God damn this whole thing is stupid.
This is all just a distraction from the most fundamental concepts of distraction itself!
Maybe he's also planning on hiding the results too. Some newspaper who didn't get the message that The Numbers Are Perfect Now prints a headline like "All factories in town closed, all employees laid off!"
Suddenly everybody who works there is deported. The town cries out "THEY WERE BORN HERE SIXTY YEARS AGO, FOR FUCKS SAKE" and the camera zooms in on Stephen Miller touching his fingertips to his lips and making a kissyface "oops" before Hammertime dancing and howling "and go get them too"
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I know that a fairly large B2B Ecommerce platform called OroCommerce just moved all their customers' cloud hosting to Oracle. I doubt that would have all of a sudden made Larry Ellison the richest guy in the whole world, but it is something that happened recently. I sure don't hear a lot of people saying LETS USE ORACLE otherwise these days.