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[–] toothpaste_sandwich@thebrainbin.org 84 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Shame about their exclusive use of social media owned by another sad little billionaire bitch. But otherwise—great.

[–] bl4ckp1xx13@lemmy.dbzer0.com 76 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Well, unfortunately, most people are on these sad little bitch platforms, and outreach of this is important.

[–] RogueBanana@piefed.zip 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I don't mind too much about them using it for outreach but if that is the only platform they use then that's a bit weird.

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[–] vogi@piefed.social 61 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What are you doing posting this on c/lemmyshitpost >:(

Here is also a clickable link: https://www.cardsagainsthumanity.com/elonhasnofriends

[–] Demdaru@lemmy.world 42 points 3 weeks ago

Better yet, https://sadlittlebitchwithnofriends.com/ . The fact this link works tickles me.

[–] kestrel7_7@lemmy.world 40 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Whatever they build, it needs a plaque that says “I built this monument before Elon killed himself”

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 weeks ago

I think you definitely need to be in the committee, you have great ideas.

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago

And cameras live streaming it constantly so Elon can get sent links to it millions of times.

[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 37 points 3 weeks ago

He's been saying he wants to do more live streams, too. Based on a past livestream he did, that'll be fun for many people!

Elon has no real friends and will die alone

Elon has no real friends and will die alone

Elon has no real friends and will die alone

Elon has no real friends and will die alone

[–] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 33 points 3 weeks ago

I have a spontaneous design idea

[–] Waterpumpee@lemmus.org 32 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

So they own the land, elon stole it and what did the court say??? There's more plot holes than pot holes in california's streets.

[–] Saurok@lemmy.ml 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Elon didn't steal it, but SpaceX did trespass on it with construction equipment and left it trashed. They settled out of court for an undisclosed amount.

[–] dvlsg@lemmy.world 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Sounds like they annexed it into a town, too. Seems like he's trying pretty hard to steal it, if that's the case.

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[–] EpeeGnome@feddit.online 23 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

The land was bulldozed, turned into a gravel lot and used as a construction depot. CAH sued, and just before trial SpaceX offered them a settlement which they accepted. The exact details were confidential, but the land was finally vacated by the trespassers, and a local landscaping company removed the literal tons of gravel that had been compacted into the soil and restored it to a natural looking state.

Since they settled out of court, the case was dropped and the court didn't say anything.

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[–] Dagobah@lemmy.world 32 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Statue should be based on this picture:

Maybe by the same artist who did the Ronaldo statue:

Plaque should be:

"What day/night will be the wildest party on your island?"

'Pedo Guy' Elon Musk, 2012

[–] BigDiction@lemmy.world 30 points 3 weeks ago

Well this a fun experiment. Looking forward to the updates.

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 27 points 3 weeks ago
[–] kossa@feddit.org 21 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

👍.

A German artist's collective called Political Beauty kind of did that stunt successfully. They rented a property next to Höcke's private house (one of the heads of the fascist AfD). Then they build a holocaust memorial likethe big one in Berlin, which Höcke now sees from his living room 😅.

Edit: English news article about it

[–] notabot@piefed.social 1 points 2 hours ago

The problem is that Höcke probably looks at that and thinks "It was a good start". People like that feel no shame for this sort of thing, and want more of it. It could be a powerful message to others though.

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 17 points 3 weeks ago

I had no idea so much had happened around that parcel of land

[–] Schal330@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Waste of money; as if there is going to be any form of introspection from Musk.

[–] some_random_nick@lemmy.world 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Elon: I'm just going to live stream a little of my gaming. : )

Also Elon:

And literally die to the tutorial boss.

[–] fizzle@quokk.au 11 points 3 weeks ago

I don't really think that's the intention.

The world is being raped and burned by these assholes. If the only thing I can do is to contribute to being a momentary irritant to one of them then so be it.

[–] bl4ckp1xx13@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 3 weeks ago

At least I can say I had involvement in the construction of this monument.

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 9 points 3 weeks ago

It'll hurt his widdle feelings and incite him to waste time reacting though

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[–] BigBoyShuanzee@aussie.zone 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm happy to say I've hated Elon Musk since long before he became a right wing Nazi, I hated him when he was Reddit's hero.

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

Same. He's always been crazy. It's sad so many people coultnd see through the lies, and it's completely stupid people still believe his bullshit.

[–] trugrog@programming.dev 8 points 3 weeks ago
[–] TheStaffmaster@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

I feel like this need a spokesperson. Is John oliver available? No need to pay him; He'll do this shit FOR FREE.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Domain name seems like a trap tbh

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 5 points 3 weeks ago

If they're after suggestions for designs, I say let grok create it. Add an extra level of spice and spectacle when it obviously ends up in court

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