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[–] Snort_Owl@hexbear.net 5 points 45 minutes ago

Ramen is the worst food for cost per calorie and im not sure how it became the cheap food stereotype. For sure its nice to use to make something quick when combined with extra ingredients but like if you want cheap carbs eat rice ffs.

[–] BeanisBrain@hexbear.net 3 points 1 hour ago

Every time I remember that conservatives who agree with this are half the country, I die a little inside

[–] buckykat@hexbear.net 4 points 1 hour ago

The eye patch is appropriate because trying to survive on just ramen is a good way to give yourself scurvy

[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 13 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

So what do I do if I already have a job, and already eat ramen?

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 6 points 1 hour ago

Stop whining, lib catgirl-smug /j

[–] Chana@hexbear.net 5 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

In a real country saying something like that would get him shot

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 2 points 34 minutes ago

Crenshaw rolls worst political statement.

Asked to step into the guillotine.

[–] PKMKII@hexbear.net 8 points 2 hours ago

Remember kids, be careful where it’s aiming when you cum

[–] MrSelfDestruct@piefed.zip 7 points 2 hours ago

Stop whining? Get a job? Eat ramen?

Because of inflation they're not even telling us to eat cake anymore.

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 6 points 2 hours ago

I hope he loses the other eye

[–] Rom@hexbear.net 11 points 2 hours ago

the-republican Have you tried not being poor?

[–] 30_to_50_Feral_PAWGs@hexbear.net 24 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Imagine this being how you found out that Crenshaw was not only still alive, but also still in office distress

[–] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 19 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I honestly thought he'd retired for a Fox News gig years ago.

[–] anarchrist@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 hour ago

I thought he died from pinkeye that he got in his good eye from his head being so far up his own ass.

[–] wombat@hexbear.net 9 points 2 hours ago

we may have to stat making excuses for the lack of terror

[–] stevatoo@hexbear.net 17 points 3 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 20 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I hate how bad the writing is this season. Cartoonishly evil cliche Bond villain corrupt politician telling the poors to suffer more, only way this scene could be more on the nose is if he drank champagne with gold flakes in it while saying this.

[–] SnoopSqueak@lemmy.today 8 points 3 hours ago

"Yeah, we wrecked the economy. DEAL WITH IT!" slicks hair, sips gold

Brought to you by the people responsible for creating "alligator alcatraz," and for trying to spend hundreds of millions of dollars on some kind of combination ballroom and military installation.

[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 3 points 2 hours ago

Snake! That's Dan Crnenshaw! He'll be like.. super easy to kill. Glad we didnt literalize the concept of The Patriots or more kids might hsve lesrned La Li Lu Le Lo represents the fact thst liberal media, including this piece cant directly address the issues of capitalism in a ps2 game. Hopefully a game doesnt come out in 2008 which entirely fucks up this metaphor we basicallty stated outright. The collective consciousness created by the primordial stew of Washington is just like actually if guys your dad knew as well as your dad sorta. That might really really fuck up the story in a really deep way. Anyway just like shoot him with a gun."

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 10 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, live off a shockingly high sodium dish for who knows how long and gain an expensive lifelong health issue.

If Crenshaw can't see how bad this is, then he's very short sighted; his vision for the future is disgusting; how can he be so blind? Even though everyone is telling him NOW that this is a problem, he'll look back in the future and say hindsight is 20/20. I don't think I'll ever be able to see eye to eye with him.

[–] slacktoid@lemmy.ml 7 points 3 hours ago

He's missing depth perception forgive him

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 11 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

:have-sex: but :eat-ramen:

[–] miz@hexbear.net 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

wait, when I asked for "pork bone broth" that's not what I meant

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Do not put your penis in the japanese noodle soup

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 1 points 32 minutes ago

True, that wouldn't be patriotic. Put your penis in AmeriKKKan noodle soup 07 mission-accomplished-1 mission-accomplished-2

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Ramen Gear?

Crenshaw? CRENSHAAAWWWW!!!

[–] Johnny_Arson@hexbear.net 5 points 2 hours ago

Flacid Snake

[–] imogen_underscore@hexbear.net 3 points 3 hours ago

i was sure this guy lost his seat wtf

[–] CthulhusIntern@hexbear.net 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I could've sworn I've seen at least one photo with the eyepatch on his left eye.

[–] agentant@hexbear.net 1 points 2 hours ago

Could the image have been mirrored?