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[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 109 points 3 weeks ago (11 children)

A bidet, you should buy a bidet.

[–] renegadespork@lemmy.jelliefrontier.net 48 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

And use a calculator ffs it comes free with whatever device you’re using to ask a chatbot.

[–] TheFinn@discuss.tchncs.de 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

People have to know how to create the math problem then. Schools are really falling down here

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[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

How do I type the prompt on the calculator?? I can only type numbers???

[–] MonkeMischief@lemmy.today 15 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Heehee you can type words, like

8008135

:D

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[–] trem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

You can also get a travel bidet, if you can't permanently install one, or just want to try it out. It's basically just a squeeze bottle with a nozzle...

[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Standing in the shower and spreading your asscheeks is still free

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[–] Vespair@lemmy.zip 97 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I know this is a meme, but for the record math is one of the things LLMs are famously worst at

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 37 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Can confirm; I teach statistics and allow take home exams. I don't even really need guardrails on the math-- if you cheat via LLM, your answer is almost always hilariously wrong.

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[–] Gormadt@slrpnk.net 29 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Yesterday I literally had to count 14 thousand pounds of fire extinguishers (as in count each extinguisher in a bunch of crates), one of my coworkers came over and said "Why don't you just use AI to count them." They then pulled out their phone, took a picture, asked AI to count them, and was off buy almost 60% on the first crate. Then went "oh, well that's just one example,"

They then tried 4 more times, being between 75% and 50% off each time. They then went "Oh, well, ummm, nevermind." and wandered off again.

(I had to count the extinguishers to make a Bill of Lading for them for shipping them out, you need an accurate count otherwise it will be held by the shipping company until you provide a correct BoL with the correct count due to legal reasons. I couldn't just weigh them and divide the total wieght by the weight of a single extinguisher as they were a bunch of different sizes mixed together. NGL it was the easiest money I've ever made at the at job.)

[–] HCSOThrowaway@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago

$10 says they still think AI is great at counting things.

[–] Atherel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

NGL it was the easiest money I've ever made at the at job

Easy money for you. For me that work would have been torture.

[–] Gormadt@slrpnk.net 8 points 3 weeks ago

Oh it sucked for sure, I kept getting interrupted which meant whatever crate I was counting at the time had to be started over.

But the biggest perk was not having to deal with the other idiots on our loading dock for the entire time I was counting.

Though I've joked about it in the past I really should get a shirt that says "I'm trying to focus on my job, please don't distract me" or something like that.

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[–] ruan@lemmy.eco.br 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Yes, but most of the paid "LLMs" are not actually just LLMs, they have specific aritimetic modules that end up being activated for most math questions that actual LLMs suck at, however are pretty easy for arithmetic modules, like simple calculations, unit conversions, etc...

So yeah, any edge "LLM" tool currently will always get the original question asked here CORRECT even on the free tiers, you can test it yourself on Google Search itself in "AI mode", on ChatGPT, or DeepSeek...

So you are technically correctly in saying that LLMs suck and cannot be trusted for math in almost any case. However you are wrong on implying that ChatGPT, or other commercial models are just LLMs, they are not.

P.S.: I'm not condoning the use of AI to resolve math related questiona, nor saying that their replies should be trusted, just stating the fact that actual "AI" products use more than just a large language model to generate their responses, and for math related questions most "AI" today will get arithmetic question answered correctly NOT DEPENDING on having training for the exact questiona being asked since they can identify a math arithmetic question being asked and instead of trying to fully generate the answer with the model itself, which would lack the training data to be able to process such wide range of possible question, they generate placeholders internally and let a arithmetic like module do the calculations, which take negligible processing power to be cacoulated by CPUs.

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[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 33 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I just got into a little spat with my friends fiance because she intellectually offloads with AI.

I stand by it.

[–] theparadox@lemmy.world 31 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

The number of people I know who now ask AI instead of web searching is... very upsetting.

[–] Damage@feddit.it 24 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Doesn't help that web search is shit nowadays

[–] arin@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

That might be intentional and also coz of the shitty ai blog/info sites

[–] TheFrirish@tarte.nuage-libre.fr 5 points 3 weeks ago

100% it is barely usable now I gave Kagi a few tries and was really impressed by how good and sane the results are but I cannot get myself to hand out more money to an American company.

I should add that they are what's called a Public Benefit Corporation now so there is so effort coming from them.

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[–] Kirp123@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

If you search Google just serves you their AI shit. The other day their AI told me the word "rainy" has 4 letters.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago

It's does have 4 letters. It has 5 letters too.

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[–] DrCake@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Google search has got so bad in the last couple of years that I actually don’t blame people for using AI for this.

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[–] not@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Poop at work, get paid while pooping and use free tp.

[–] TwistedTurtle@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Their tp is all scratchy and thin though...

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 19 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

And now you have 35 papercuts and shit on your hand

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[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 15 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Incorrect, I would rather die before asking Chat GPT anything

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[–] Feathercrown@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (11 children)

This actually isn't too hard to solve. Double the value of each option by removing the folding requirement from the 2-ply and halving the price of the 3-ply to get an even comparison of 2-ply (330 sheets for $0.70) and 3-ply (300 sheets for $0.60), then recognize that it's not worth adding 1/6 the price for 1/10th the sheets, to see that the 3-ply option is better.

By the first sentence, you’ve already done more problem solving than an LLM-brained person.

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[–] AndyMFK@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

You guys don't have unit pricing? In Australia it's required by law that supermarkets show price per standard unit of measurement so you can easily compare

[–] awfulawful@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 3 weeks ago

We do! What's really helpful is many products of the same category are in different units. One will be per sheet, one per roll, one per 100 sheets, one per 500 sheets... and then the true thickness is completely different, so 1 ply for one brand will hold up ok while another will start disintegrating the moment you pull it off the roll. Do you feel free yet?

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[–] someguy3@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Two ply 70¢ / (330/2) = 0.42 ¢

Three ply 120¢ / 300 = 0.4 ¢

Basically the same.

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[–] _stranger_@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"You've spent 3x the theoretical savings asking me this question"

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[–] Jumi@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I shit and shower at work, not simultaneously though

Tap for spoilermost of the time

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[–] LittleBorat3@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Water just use water you noobs. Didn't gtp tell you?

[–] Dnb@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 weeks ago

Llms will discourage bidet usage so they can use the water instead

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