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[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 0 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

What, people shave their balls?

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 4 hours ago

I just shave "Leftie".

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Do they have one for head and taint?

[–] LemmyPlaceDN@europe.pub 8 points 22 hours ago

🎵 Heaaad, shoulders, knees and taint (knees and taint) 🎵

[–] cheat700000007@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

...... Why does the head have hair

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 3 points 22 hours ago

Shave your nuts with a double edge razor like a real man.

[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

You still could not pay me enough to put any electric razor near my sensitive bits, no matter how it's advertised.

[–] lookitsjustin@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

You could pay me to do it. I’d do it for free, as well, but payment would be appreciated.

[–] BlackPenguins@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

I picture a very weird barbershop opening up

[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

To shave my balls or yours?

[–] lookitsjustin@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago (3 children)

Well, I think if I'm shaving your balls, payment should be 50% up-front and 50% upon completion. I have a no-nick guarantee.

[–] Saber_is_dead@lemmy.world 2 points 6 hours ago

who is nick

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 7 points 22 hours ago (1 children)
[–] lookitsjustin@lemmy.ca 4 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

I also have a two-for-one deal.

[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 5 points 23 hours ago

Now that's the entrepreneurial spirit! You've got yourself a deal.

[–] Seppo@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

It's fine. Got two Philips OneBlade for free when they were doing promotions in bars about a decade ago, and they've served me well for both face and groin.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 3 points 16 hours ago

I really like the oneblade. The main issue with them is that they fling the hairs everywhere 😭

[–] 0ops@piefed.zip 1 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Just curious, what do you use?

[–] zikzak025@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

I don't really shave, to be honest. Trim the weeds occasionally with some scissors, but it's too much upkeep to keep the coinpurse smooth.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

I don't even want it fully shaved because then I get hella ingrown hairs.

[–] Mpatch@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

Just a tip on that, 12hrs and 24hrs after use salicylic acid/black head remover on a wash cloth and give it all a good wipe. Helps prevent like 90% of ingrown hair