writing on my bedroom walls my garbage opinions and pretending it's the new megathread
They should bring back the "in construction" screen where theres a cartoon construction worker thats working and also play a shitty midi version of tiktok by kesha on site while it is under maintenance
This fking site peaked when it did that and it will never climb back up
That would be cool
Party on Hextube
Plays in my head every time. Love the Mario and Luigi RPGs. Spicy opinion: they're better than the other Mario RPGs imo
Start a new site, update that one. Then we'll just switch to that one. Then you can shutdown this one. We'll just get a new site with every lemmy update. That way we don't have downtime.
I think this is just red/black deployment right?
I just want a new name with every update. Hexbear was from 2018/2019. Imagine what fun things this site would be called with 2020+ memes.
alone with my family who'll make me watch football, young sheldon, and shitty xmas movie reruns. pls help me 
Please don't do this to us, some of us have families we hate
I don't know how I'll survive so 
cooking holiday stuff with my 11 and 12 year olds.
They getting old enough now that doing stuff with dad is boring and one of the handful of things they still like to do when they’re with me is cook. Desert mostly. A long time ago in a land far away I graduated from pastry school and worked in a very bougie patisserie for some years, and i still have a little bit of it left in me and sometimes I show off for my kids. Holidays are always a bit of an overload with baked stuff, and sweets.
So this weekend we are going to make Sacher torte and Im going to try a rusty hand at tempering chocolate for candies in some of my few remaining candy molds.
Sacher torte
Yum. If anyone made that for me I'd be stoked. You should score the back like a tortoise and call it a sacher tortuga
working, sleeping or crywanking depending on what time it falls tbh
Porque no los tres
I hope I'm not sleepwanking at work
Sounds like a good use of company time to me.
boss makes a dollar I make a dime, that's why I crysleepwank on company time
The new chapter of One Piece should be out that day so there's that
Seriously tho, what Dirt Owl said
Hextube
Y'all should make alts on lemmy world or something
that’s a very funny idea, it’ll be like a road takeover.
How’s the update treating ya on .ml?
Pretty well now that jerboa supports it but i guess I'm mostly a phoneposter.
Theres some new sort orders that don't seem to do anything. I should read the changelog.
Posting my posts on the local church door
replaying fire emblem three houses
I'm going to spend time with my family and try not to think about how I have to work on Christmas
this is the catclysm the preppers have been warning us of.
stock up on toilet paper and make sure you have at least 10 years' worth of canned soup
Replay Jellyfish The Healing Friend. Or maybe Snow Bros. 2: With New Elves.
A checks notes jellyfish breeding simulator? Has eroge finally gone too far?
The only thing that brings me happiness or comfort in this world is my jellies.
Spending my time over at chapo.chat instead 
I'll be hugging family
Probably playing Team Fortress 2 and trying to learn how to play heavy effectively
wear ushanka, spin up gun, let bullet fly
Oh I get that part. I just don't have the lung strength to scream the entire time I'm firing
more sandwich
GUNDAMS
I have a backlog of 2, and then a 30 minute sisters kit as well. One of the Gundams is a bootleg and I'm gonna try to custom paint it to be all pretty.
Edit: I'm also getting high af
I'll be enjoying the messages from friends who have to deal with their batshit insane families/uncles
Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
Vaush posts go in the_dunk_tank
Dunk posts in general go in the_dunk_tank, not here
Don't post low-hanging fruit here after it gets removed from the_dunk_tank
oh no you're not
me looking at the like 4-5 presents I have to wrap that are waiting patiently until 2:30am on the 25th to be hastily done worse than a 6yo's attempt.