AnonWyo

joined 2 years ago
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I'll just leave this here... (startrek.website)
 
Uncle Dad voted for him right before he went to get the meth from Aunt Grandma! in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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Jesus rockin' some Judean Boogar Sugar (startrek.website)
 
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This is why men don't do foreplay. (startrek.website)
 
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Makes it a lot easier to pull off the Stranger. (startrek.website)
 
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Glad I was too dumb to finish college... (startrek.website)
 
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But at least I'm funny... (startrek.website)
 

cries in the shower

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This is why Driver's Ed is important. (startrek.website)
 
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Plate me up before you go-go... (startrek.website)
 
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On special today - Weiner Snipple (startrek.website)
 
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I'm not a drunk. I'm just living clean. (startrek.website)
 
You ain't stabbing anyone with this shit in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 0 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

ASK YOUR MAMA HOW LIGHT IT IS, FAT BOY! WOOOOO!

Do what you love in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 1 points 2 years ago

Strawberry Kwik, man...

Do what you love in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 7 points 2 years ago

Don't worry, I've been following his simple minded, tone deaf train of thought for several posts.

He's too busy posting to respond (rather than replying to discuss) to remember to cup the balls.

Do they still make these posters? in c/facepalm@lemmy.world
[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

Dunno about that, friend. I see far more meth use on Grindr around here than I do alcohol use.

Like, I had to put in my profile "No tweakers. You aren't hiding it, and I'll be able to tell."

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His favorite non-EDM band is My Chemical Romance (startrek.website)
 
His favorite musical is Jesus Christ: Supercar in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

Always glad to be of service.

Schools in America apparently have their own army recruiter in c/aboringdystopia@lemmy.world
Something's fishy about religion... in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

If one of your sins is gluttony, wouldn't you eat the walls?

EDIT: Might work for someone legitimately suffering Celiac Disease.

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His favorite musical is Jesus Christ: Supercar (startrek.website)
 
Valentine's Day is Wednesday. in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The larger issue is people think there are really girls on the internet.

I got my date at the family reunion... in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 2 points 2 years ago

OEDIPUS HAS ENTERED THE CHAT

Texas Dairy Queen workers were selling meth with soft serves, police say in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 3 points 2 years ago

"Cool treats"

It's not called Ice for nothin'...

Lauren Boebert mocked by Colorado newspaper cartoon for polling disaster in c/politics@lemmy.world
[–] AnonWyo@startrek.website 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I swear, the country would be healed if Hunter Biden would sleep with Boebert.

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