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[–] Obituarykidney@lemmy.world 116 points 5 days ago (15 children)

I used a photo I found online from my local governments department of transport. The name was "Sam S. Sample" with a photo of Mr Bean. So far Reddit, discord, and pornhub have all accepted it.

I'm in my 30s but fuck giving my government ID to random American corporations with a history of data breaches.

[–] asdfasdfasdf@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

fuck giving my government ID to ~~random American~~ corporations ~~with a history of data breaches~~.

FTFY

[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 8 points 4 days ago

Where I am in the US, for more than 10 years, cashiers have been scanning IDs for age verification of tobacco and alcohol. So even if you pay cash, your identity is tied to those purchases.

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 17 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I've never had to do that other than actual government organizations. It must be American.

[–] Obituarykidney@lemmy.world 16 points 4 days ago

I am in Australia where they have banned under 16s from using social media and porn. In reality it's just forced adults to upload ID to various websites and kids just use vpns

[–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (4 children)
[–] Obituarykidney@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

For nsfw subreddits/profiles, yes. But literally anyone marking their post as nsfw even to hide a spoiler would prompt the ID check making the subreddit unusable until that post was gone.

[–] takeda@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 days ago

Interesting, I didn't observe that. I wonder if this is only enabled for specific regions or they just have me a pass because my accounts is 16 years old.

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[–] isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zone 86 points 4 days ago (3 children)

This is actually a fun bit of historical trivia. That passport isn't something someone just cooked up in Photoshop. It's real.

In 1976, his remains were issued an Egyptian passport (nearly 3 thousand years after his death) so that he could be transported to Paris for an irradiated treatment to prevent a fungoid growth.

[–] kernelle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 days ago

Image Credit – HeritageDaily (Please note, this is an artists recreation and is not the original passport)

For anyone that missed it, this version was cooked up in Photoshop. But an actual version does exist

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

Oh goodness that's funny.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 9 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Just put him back in his dark, dry grave.

Making a 3000 year old mummy rely on hightech that wouldn't last a 100 years, smh.

[–] isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 4 days ago (3 children)

(Sorry, your short comment inspired me. Sorry this ended up being so long.)

I imagine it's a hard balance to strike. These artifacts and mummies ultimately need guarding. They've been protected from the centuries only by obscurity alone. All the ancient tomb traps failed long ago. You could put him back in his tomb, but now you have to guard the tomb. Otherwise someone will break in there and steal it. Some oligarch would absolutely pay a fortune for the bragging rights of having Ramses II's mummy on display in their villa. With the shear number of mummies and historical sites in Egypt, if you left things where they are, the Egyptian government would have to pay people to guard thousands of sites around the clock. And you then have to worry about the guards stationed at these isolated sites being bribed to look the other way as the thieves break in. (Or becoming thieves themselves.)

Amusingly, the Egyptians of today seem to be in the exact same situation as those of 4,000 years ago. Almost all ancient royal graves were looted in antiquity. The discovery of King Tut's tomb was such a hurricane specifically because it was the only royal tomb we've ever found that wasn't looted. The ancient thieves were after gold and jewels. But today, if they put it up for auction, I imagine the mummy of Ramses II would probably sell for more than its own weight in gold. The ancient thieves mostly tore apart mummies to find jewelry buried within the wrappings. Today the mummies themselves are the jewelry. Ancient thieves robbed the pharaohs of their wealth. Modern thieves have come for the pharaohs themselves.

It's really just a security problem. Once you dig something up, you have to guard it. And it's a lot easier to guard a hundred mummies in one museum than it is to guard a hundred mummies at a hundred different tombs scattered throughout the countryside.

Sure, you could just say, "screw it, no more archaeology, we're just leaving everything in the ground!" But then again, thieves can excavate tombs just as archaeologists can. And if you never reveal the ancient secrets, if living people never get to see these ancient mummies and artifacts, practically that's little different than letting the treasures be looted. Morally I'm not particularly concerned about disturbing ancient graves. I don't believe in ancient curses, or that we will be disturbing the real afterlife of a pharaoh by doing whatever we want to his corpse. To me these are just inanimate objects. Their worth comes entirely from the value they have in the present and future as the cultural heritage of the Egyptian people (fuck the British Museum). An artifact left forever in the ground, never again to be seen by living human eyes? To me that has no more worth than any random rock.

Living human beings are what provide value and worth to inanimate objects, even if those inanimate objects used to be human beings. I don't support looting recent graves or the ancient burials still revered by modern people (like ancient Native American burial sites.) But if the actual living indigenous people are OK with it? If they're the ones leading the effort? If we're not going to hurt any living people by digging up an ancient tomb? I'm all for it. Graves are for the living, not the dead. If it wouldn't cause pain to my own friends and family, I would be completely OK with someone just chucking my corpse in a garbage bin after I'm gone. I don't need it anymore. To me, it's literally trash.

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Very reflected and based take :) quality content, I did not regret reading - thank you for your service to the Fediverse!

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[–] MojoMcJojo@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Is that you Matt Dinniman?

[–] isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'm afraid I don't know the context. :(

[–] MojoMcJojo@lemmy.world 1 points 3 days ago

He's an author, your comment read like him. I was just reading one of his books so maybe I was biased.

[–] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 1 points 3 days ago

Yeah, i've forgot the depravity of some people there. Sorry for that.

[–] Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app 63 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Well he's clearly over the age range, I don't see an issue.

[–] MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net 28 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Angryhumanoid@fedinsfw.app 22 points 5 days ago

Well that just means they're even older!

[–] gnufuu@lemmy.ca 30 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Hopefully whatever platform they signed up for isn't owned by the bloody Hittites

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Funny enough, there are villages in eastern Anatolia that are not on the government maps.

They do trade with other towns and have gas, cars etc but population is mainly sheep herders and native to the land like ethnic Kurds with direct connection to the Babylonians.

So there are actual non-zero chances that there is some hidden ancient Hittite village last recorded by Alexander the Great's empire, and the Persians/Romans who conquered a fort nearby later didn't survey that particular location before assuming they control its area now, so the village kinda has been sitting there enjoying not paying any taxes; and an actual bloody hittite from that place could leave their rural town today to go get an id and work at tumblr hq.

At least in my history-adjacent fanfic that I just came up with.

[–] gnufuu@lemmy.ca 8 points 5 days ago

Was about to say how much I love it when a random shitpost leads to an insightful comment by an actual expert in a very niche topic. Then read your last sentence. Well played.

[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)

thanks to France, they required the passport to be transferred there, so Egypt printed one

[–] balsoft@lemmy.ml 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Also, sadly this is not that real passport. You can tell (at a minimum) because the first machine-readable passports were issued in 1980, and Egypt didn't start issuing MRPs until 2008.

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[–] NotASharkInAManSuit@lemmy.world 19 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (5 children)

🎶 The man in gauze! The man in gauze! 🎶

[–] EarJava@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Even the expiration date isn't correct

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

I let my license expire once by accident. Found out when I was running an instacart order after work. Figure if I'm going to already drive 50 miles home, mine as well have some stops and make back the gas money. Finished shopping and the person at the counter told me I couldn't check out because I may have been in my mid thirties last week, but that has since expired so I am infact no longer a person, lol.

Pain in the ass.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 13 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

"That man belongs in a museum."

[–] huquad@lemmy.ml 12 points 5 days ago

Return the slab

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

Yeah I've seen a bunch of these. It's pretty clear that ID verification is just a drag net to catch the uninformed or stupid people which is going to be like 70% of traffic anyway.

[–] mtpender@piefed.world 11 points 5 days ago

He has a license to drive a chariot between Sunrise and Sunset.

[–] timmaeus@lemmy.zip 9 points 5 days ago

This age verification garbage is actually the (final) reason why I moved to Lemmy lol

[–] Heinous@feddit.online 4 points 4 days ago

passport number should be A00000001

[–] Ertain@mast.linuxgamecast.com 4 points 4 days ago

@BonesOfTheMoon I have to admit, that's very clever.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 5 days ago (3 children)

I’ve never seen anyone put their profession on their passport.

I suspect this might be fake.

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