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[–] Cum_Rag@fedinsfw.app 3 points 3 hours ago

Time for my ahego wrap

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 14 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago) (2 children)

Barely related but I am constantly amazed by people who look at images like this and go "yeah I can name all of these characters from my head." It's a skill that should be studied.

[–] Rooster326@programming.dev 3 points 3 hours ago

I think they are all named Yuri, or something

[–] minfapper@piefed.social 3 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

Legit I don't think I can recognize any of those characters, and I thought I was a pretty big weeb.

[–] sneezycat@sopuli.xyz 3 points 10 hours ago

Maybe because it's slop and they're not actual characters.

[–] mctoasterson@reddthat.com 5 points 13 hours ago

Exactly. Cops don't want to start the "Best Girl" debate in the middle of traffic because they know how contentious that can get.

[–] Blubber28@lemmy.world 41 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

They are probably less likely to be stolen though!

[–] DagwoodIII@piefed.social 17 points 15 hours ago

True.

The most stolen cars are the dull, popular models that can be striped for parts.

No one wants to ride around town in a stolen Lambo or Bentley, because even a dumb cop can spot that car.

Even Sherlock Holmes would have a problem picking out which 2021 Toyota was stolen.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 13 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

Reminds me I saw a Hatsune Miku car the other day. Honestly, they make me smile and you likely imagine an otaku white incel guy driving it but I look over and the dude looks like a chicano gangster lol.

[–] Axolotl_cpp@feddit.it 3 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

I mean, would a otaku white inc guy have enough money to do something like that?

SpoilerNah, they, like most people probably have barelly enough money for a car 💔

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

The funny thing is I live where there's a lot of mechanics and detailers so I see it rather often because they don't need to afford it-- they own the machine that does the wrap or know a guy. Lol

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 15 hours ago

Maybe it was the only used car they could afford.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 20 points 18 hours ago (3 children)

Okay, but what if they were all ahegao stickers?

[–] ignotum@lemmy.world 31 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

"do you know why i pulled you over?"
"No?"
"license, registration, and name of the hentai that girl on the hood is from please"

[–] plsnerf7@lemmy.world 14 points 17 hours ago

The police: Sauce

[–] errer@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

People in the past couldn’t even fathom hundreds of girls about to receive sperm being plastered all over their buggies. What a time to be alive.

[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago (1 children)

I've seen worse. What's that other genre called? Futunabi or something

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

That word sounds like an Akkadian legal text from 1800 BC...