When dudes open up with a dick pic on Grindr I am just like "Good. They have the item I'm looking for in stock."
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Damn imagine if there was a shortage of dicks
Have you been on Grindr? Nothing but bottoms. There totally is a shortage of dick lol
Damn, maybe I should turn gay
You could always do they like do in mexico (from my experience, anyway), you're totally straight so long as you only top or get head. You're only gay if you're the bottom/pasivo.
Do this, and increase the percentage of tops on Grindr. Lol. Right now they're at a buffet, and they're way too damn picky for it lmao
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What a horrible time to join
seriously?
Yes
I'm not quite sure how to feel about that. Is it that easy for tops or like, is it a honeypot for tops?
I mean, I'm not a top, so I don't really know haha
I think I read a sci-fi about that
Ooh, there's a discount for quantities of 5 or more. Thrifty and slutty, my kind of place!
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I call fake! The initial question didn't end with "eh?"
Buncha hosers!
I've had a few dudes approach me in a similar way. If you're interacting in porno spaces online, it's more common than you'd think, buuuut unfortunately still a lot less common than dudes who don't treat me like a person.
I dunno what age range of dick pics you get from people but I, for one, am glad I'm passed my dick pic sending era. You should definitely get treated like a person more often than it sounds like you do.
We love character growth!
I guess I should explain a little more: when people approach me with the intent to sext, or whatever, most of them are terrible and disrespectful about it. People who just message me to be like "I like your art!" (i'm a porno artist) or whatever still comprise most of the messages I get and those people are generally good :)
Ugh some people really don't get that sex related skills are skills and people who are into them aren't constantly horny and desperate
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... I've never sent an unsolicited dick pic.
Sure, if someone is asking... and like, we are actively, mutually sexting...
I dunno.
Never made any sense to me at all, to do that unprompted.
Not trying to like, dog on you, I just literally don't get it, how it would sense to do that.
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Are unsolicited pictures of Dick Van Dyke ok?
Oh, pants, now I've asked they won't be unsolicited. I need to really rethink my dick game plans!!
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I'm just posting random pictures of my cock.
I love your cock! 😍
Hi, thanks for asking, could You describe it first, before showing actual offer? I'd like to take my time on that.
well it's in a jar and garlic dill flavored
What I don’t understand is how anyone is capable of believing that a terribly lit picture of them tugging on their wiener over the toilet is sexually appealing.
Dicks are beautiful when they’re framed with respect. There’s so much variety in size, color, shape… Grindr is a good place to go if you want art references because you’ll see how crazy different guys dicks are from each other. But so few men spend more than 5 seconds thinking about how to properly display their assets.
Because due to law of large numbers, it has worked for someone. The 99% who are disgusted by it are just a collateral damage. Of course it might have been a much more artistic picture of a dick, but that gets glossed over.
There's always the exhibition and degrading kink to consider as well. Flashers do exists and sending a random dick pick is rather easy. For the degrading kink, sending a random dick pick is sure way to get at least some insults or disgust effect.
There might be just ego or inflated self esteem in the play as well.
Though just for clarification, I'm not in any way defending it. I'm probably more baffled by most sexual behaviors than the average person. I have just been curious over the drivers of most sexual behaviors.
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I actually did a version of this when I offered nudes to someone in public on a Discord server, she declined and I was like "thought so".
.... this is confusing to me.
Like... you're doing a kind of power move, but like, in reverse.
...hrm.
The entire server went horny crazy, I was like "well, I have no problem just giving people nudes".
I eventually said as much.
100% sure even if I am physically attractive, my personality is unfuckable.
But that is ok.
Ok so it actually was a power move to essentially bonk everyone and send them to horny jail.
That does actually make sense, as a tactic.
You basically called everyone's bluff.
... but I also do need to tell you that there are solutions to an 'unfuckable personality'.
One is a ball gag.
Another is ... you can actually change.
Yet another is... if you are genuienly ok with that... well then that actually is just fine.
No, I feel something is wrong with me, and I can't claw my way out of it.
So just had to detach zen-style. I applied this to all aspects of life.
I feel a lot of it is being poor on both time and money, and burnout.
I also pretty much am already being investigated with heavy suspicion of ADHD.
... a saying that occasionally pops up as one of the rotating headline banners, on dbzer0:
It Is No Measure of Health To Be Well-Adjusted to a Profoundly Sick Society.
Krishnamurti.
https://kfoundation.org/it-is-no-measure-of-health-to-be-well-adjusted-to-a-profoundly-sick-society/
Now I can't say I'm familiar enough with Krishnamurti to blanket agree with everything he ever said, but that, that quote? Yes.
Addendum:
I, as well, enjoy games with power moves.
... send me your nudes >:D
Ok, I would not usually even consider for a dude, but fuck it, have to reward that.
How do you want me? Also, without undies too?
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Really tired of the association between "Canadian" and "polite." Canadian men are terrible at taking pictures of their dicks too, and they share those pics incessantly. Don't let some of them read this and then think to themselves, "I'm polite about my grainy, unfocused, dick pics even if I don't always ask, because I'm Canadian."
Canadian men are terrible at taking pictures of their dicks
It really is rude to compose shots so poorly.
It's like they've never bothered to learn to crank that F-stop while increasing the exposure to get that shallow depth of field. It gives an illusion of depth.
I like to use a 60mm prime lens on an MFT to give it a crop-factor equivalent of 120mm.
And go with a snooted strobe to get that shadow detail. Ring flashes are lazy and have no character.
See, I get you're joking, but I'm not clear if it's because you're a hobbyist who saw an opportunity to info dump a bit for hyperbole, or if you're using that hyperbole to suggest that it is an unrealistic expectation for dick pics to look sexy in any way possible (rather than just a dimly lit, unclear shot of someone's unmaintained and unwashed patchy pubes and greasy dick)
The real joke for the shutterbugs was the 60mm lens on the micro four-thirds camera.
It's for macro photography. Sample (safe) picture from the lens using the end of a ballpoint pen:
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This weirdly looks like it could happen...
That's... not how it works in other countries?
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