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[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 23 points 20 hours ago (3 children)

This is me with depression and not wanting to go buy groceries, but I’m so hungry that eventually I drive to a fast food restaurant and eat like shit.

[–] deft@lemmy.wtf 2 points 10 hours ago

Kinda me lately. There is a local Thai place and a local Vietnamese place. This world and economy and everything just got me so bunk I basically just frequent these two restaurants.

It's nice tho the people are very kind to me and the food is fucking amazing and cheap. If I were you maybe just try to find somewhere slightly better, no judgement though

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 15 hours ago

My solution is to just not drive anywhere. Also some government said I am not allowed but it's reasonable.

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 4 points 15 hours ago

Yeah y'all are okay. Executive Disfunction! Distinction!

[–] orenj@leminal.space 7 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago) (1 children)

Low key love the transitory period between being ready for work and actually leaving the house. Favorite part of my day really. It feels like stolen time, just for me

[–] Polisheocket@lemmy.zip 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

I wfh, I don’t sign in a second early usually, I have a mobile game I play for a bout 10-15 minutes before I start. Most peaceful 10-15 minutes I get all day

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 1 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

I must be brainwashed because I also work from home but I love getting started 15-20 minutes early because I’ve never liked waiting around to work.

I think it’s carried over from my time in fast food and retail because even when I worked night and overnight shifts I couldn’t stand getting up hours beforehand knowing that in that time I’d just have to go to work afterward.

[–] Polisheocket@lemmy.zip 3 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Brainwashed is very not true. Burnt out is more accurate

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 0 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Probably, but I’ve also noticed that I hesitate to say “burnt out” anymore because the way I feel now feels beyond the way I used to use the word 5-10 years ago.

[–] Polisheocket@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 hours ago

This is true too, getting older the tired I am after work, the less I want to do on the weekends

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 8 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (1 children)

How is this a shitpost? This is over of those "me irl" posts. edit: /jk

[–] henfredemars@infosec.pub 4 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

I have often thought this for posts in this community, but I believe that the sidebar said pretty much anything goes. It’s more of a random community sometimes.

If that’s no longer true I apologize because I cannot easily view the sidebar through my mobile browser at this moment.

[–] Sergio@piefed.social 3 points 19 hours ago

Oh yeah I was just kidding lel.

[–] homes@piefed.world 2 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (3 children)

lol, you Gen Whatever’s… Back in my day, there was only time for “get in the fucking car, or you’re gonna be late!“ nobody nobody gave a shit about your existentialism.

And the car was, legit, an Audi 5000– a fucking death strap. But that’s a story for another time.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Oh man I hate those Gen whatevers. They always something something. Now us gen so and sos, we're so cool because we grumble grumble.

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 1 points 12 hours ago

That is a nice looking car though! Well I used to ride a green vanagon camper with some horrific mods

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 4 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

And the car was, legit, an Audi 5000– a fucking death strap. But that’s a story for another time.

Can it be a story for right now time?

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 12 hours ago

Never a better time than now. I was told the auto transmission in the late 70s VW was horrendous, kinda like a Saab, I should not have parked that thing on a sharp hill in Pittsburgh

[–] homes@piefed.world 3 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago) (2 children)

My trauma took place in the early 80s, so orient yourself to that timeframe

Unless you are racist

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

What if I'm racist against the quarter mile. I'm a five miler

[–] unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz 2 points 12 hours ago

Would someone race in one of those?

[–] VidyaPlayuh@lemmy.world 1 points 18 hours ago

Sometimes the silence is overwhelming

[–] AnimalsDream@slrpnk.net 1 points 18 hours ago