not every hexbear poster could have become bmf, but a particle of bmf is lodged in every hexbear poster
this post was submitted on 18 Jul 2026
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Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
No anti-nautilism posts. See: Eco-fascism Primer
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Platner's Reddit history: (the real campaign). "AITA for having a Nazi tattoo and also I love my wife": (every post)
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"So I (38M) served three tours and now I farm oysters, but my wife (36F) doesn't understand that the Totenkopf is about Stoicism"
:epstein:
based AITA class solidarity! The noxious character of these posts is why he got so mad at r/relationships for "not understanding context." Being a sweet and earnest person talking about collective struggle is "low effort" to this insignificant being who wrote 14,880 words about his marriage to strangers.
"UPDATE: My wife left me and also I'm running for Senate now"
The cannibalistic logic of PMC Reddit is reaching terminal velocity. These "veteran oyster farmer" vampires don't realize they're just creating surplus trauma for karma farmers while their "context" becomes obsolete every refresh. It's like an MLM for people who think military service is a personality.
"EDIT: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!"
Your gold is managing the digital paperwork for your own collapse, you absolute ghoul. The "populist veteran" requires these domesticated losers to believe that AITA votes are constituent services. But suggest he log off? That's "ableist against trauma processing." Ironic
"EDIT 2: Several women have DM'd me saying they also don't understand Stoicism"
The synthesis of the Chad and virgin faces—simultaneously the wronged husband AND the Senate candidate sliding into DMs "for research." Will these irrelevant soy posters ever get their "NTA judgment" by actually being not the asshole? Noooo, that's "impossible under capitalism" :amber:
Amber.
Oh yes! This is some excellent 
BMF content here.
Graham Platner, routine PMC sea-bug tender, wanted to try and bamboozle the masses–
Ow, I can't maintain my imitation for too long, the channeling process could destroy my mind
Pouring 🫗 out one for the homie that couldn't be here with us today. This cotton candy faygo is to keep BMF in my heart
He hasn't posted on any of his accounts in a year
that we know of
CW: SA mentioned
This petit bougeois "farmer" of the bounty of the sea claims to be working class, but betrays the elite and PMC tendencies of the Jacobin Champaign "Socialists". And I mean PMC in both senses, he was a professional and managerial force on the part of empire and domestic sea agriculture, while also being a Private Military Contractor exporting imperialism only for the love of killing and money, divorced from even the false consciousness of nationalism. The Nazi tattoo was not a shock or surprise, but the universe abandoning subtext. Just as he would take an exploitative and domineering stance against the third world as a social fascist, that is perfectly reflected in his sexual assault of imperial core women. One could say his reach exceeded his grasp, but the grasp of the fascist and imperialist Democratic party knows no bounds and he was a convenient sacrifice once his branding allowed him to be associated with the social fascists. The Gerondin Magazine crowd have to face the fact that they carried the water for this fascism. Though they will never learn.
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Excellent BMF impersonation.
And I mean
Lost me there. BMF would never clarify anything. Always assume that the reader knows exactly what you mean, even if you don't.
They were banned for, what, sectarianism? I don't remember
Yeah they had a thing about Anarchists.
Which is kinda funny cuz I think the mods aren't really enforcing that rule anymore, or at least not as much as they used to. I've seen someone dunking on anarchists here lately.
I imagine it's because there aren't that many around left to complain. We're pro-China, anti-NATO, and dunk on people who unironically use "authoritarian" and "tankie" as insults. That's a pretty strong filter against anarchists.
I remember having to dip out a year or two ago when a mod was power tripping hardcore deleting all JOKES (they were obviously jokes. I don't genuinely hate left anarchists even if many are a bit annoying) without saying shit about what/why and then deleted questions as to wtf they were doing... So, glad(?) to see that perhaps that particular insanity has passed? Perhaps?
Also there was an annoying discussion on the word "dunk" and its usage (eg dunktank and dunking on people). I'm not joking. I wish I was. (This one may have been over in lemmygrad land though. I do know the mod deleting stuff was definitely here)
And you reported it because you oppose sectarianism, of course.
if you remembered why BMF originally got banned here you would think that BMF might actually be platner
mollusks aren't bugs.
If it bugs me, it's a bug.
Where have the oysters bugged you?
They need to tell us if they feel shit, for a start. Every single therapist is telling us "talk about your feelings -- be honest" NOT SO for oysters, it seems.
The true bugs make up a surprisingly narrow group
I'm talking about any arthropod not aphids.