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Did you know you can easily mod these to also detect Strasser particles? hitler-detector

[–] pleiades@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Lowk tuff, but worried this guy is in the process of becoming a Nazbol

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Or possibly a Nazbol in the process of shedding their brainworms and actually caring about the people.

[–] Tabitha@hexbear.net 3 points 1 day ago

maybe he looks like it's going in either direction but it's an illusion his true path and allegiance is to the grill grillman

[–] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Jesus was an anti-imperialist, I’ll give them that one

But Im docking points for that trash on the ground. Why is there a smashed soda can there? Pick that shit up, my guy

[–] Le_Wokisme@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago

monarchist anti-imperialism because the whole world is already my kingdom

[–] rentasintorn@lemmygrad.ml 2 points 1 day ago

"Render unto Caesar what is Caesar's" isn't what I'd call anti imperialism.

[–] principalkohoutek@hexbear.net 23 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Methinks this fella is trotting a bit too close to the socially conservative side of liberation. Wonder what he thinks about immigrants and LGBTQ...

Just read though their website (it's fairly brief). Anything about queer politics is completely absent in spite of transphobia and homophobia being major fields of agitation for German fash, the org is , has a single paragraph about women's rights that focusses entirely on motherhood hardcore anti sex work (like, "let's abolish porn after the revolution"anti sex work) and doesn't mention abortion or fighting patriarchal violence once. Also, nothing is worded gender neutral. All in all, this is the least feminist left-positioned manifesto i've seen anywhere in Germany in ages. I have to go back to the 1950s to find something that gives less of a shit about women. Oh, same about environmentalism, btw. In spite of that being a core field of leftist agitation in Germany since the 1980s.

Interestingly, they are fairly well versed in ML jargon. Like, these aren't amateurs. The dog whistles are loud, as loud as in that weird-ass picture in OP, especially if you're German and get the cultural context of terms like Volksmusik and Brauchtumspflege, but they are very dilligent in dressing nationalism up in language that would sound authentic if it wasn't so out of date on so many issues that are generally a given in leftist circles today. Linguistically, this is an utterly fascinating find.

[–] BelieveRevolt@hexbear.net 20 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

From their website (machine translated)

  1. Migration policy In today's system, mass migration is an instrument of imperialist politics. It serves several functions at the same time: the division of the people through a lack of integration and the resulting formation of parallel societies; the generation of wage pressure by hiring migrant workers, who are often forced to do the same work for lower wages; as well as the weakening of developing and liberating nations by the withdrawal of urgently needed labor.

We are ending this demeaning system. Every person should live with dignity. We promote integration and help migrants integrate. At the same time, we are ending mass migration and demanding more control over the admission of migrants and a high number per year. Instead of bringing millions of migrants to Germany, we eliminate the cause.

surprised-pika hitler-detector

We must resolutely oppose the agenda of cosmopolitans, globalists and EU imperialists.

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more control over the admission of migrants

BTW, the correct, class-based take on immigration that does not just whitewash racism by namedropping the reserve army of labor is that systems that control immigration are a core part of creating a racialized ultra-low wage sector. Capital absolutely needs a sizeable number of "illegal" / undocumented immigrants because the immigrant that does not legally exist is logically the one that is the most exploitable and the abundance of that group amongst the immigrant population is achieved precisely through tightly controlled borders that make illegal entry the only viable option for as many immigrants as possible.

When immigrants are terrified of deportation at the drop of a hat, the small business tyrants that exploit them have the most power over them. Let's not even begin on the fact that this turd is saying all of this in the context of a border regime that drowns thousands of people in the Mediterranean each year and has surrounded the country i unfortunately share with him with an additional anti-immigration border regime while also racing on a treadmill of ever-increasing anti-immigrant laws.

[–] OffSeasonPrincess@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

cosmopolitans

Damn, bringing out the old school dogwhistles. Or is that term more common among german fash?

[–] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Lmao, I knew a guy with exactly these politics. He was a German from Kazakhstan, whose parents emigrated to Germany in 1990s, while he was still a child. He also despised West Germans for some reason.

[–] NinjaGinga@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago

He also despised West Germans for some reason.

I can think of a reason or two lol

[–] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Just hanging out in the woods with my Jesus poster.

[–] doleo@lemmy.one 5 points 2 days ago

Look at the Jesus’ eyes on that poster. I was to get that image blown up with “SMOKE WEED EVERYDAY” written in gothic font underneath.

[–] plinky@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

assembling your ideology from "you have 20 dollars, choose your fighter images" but you use several at once

[–] quarrk@hexbear.net 13 points 2 days ago

Patsoc with German characteristics

German with Patsoc characteristics

[–] MasterBlaster@lemmygrad.ml 9 points 2 days ago

me when I use the potara earrings with my racist uncle