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CDC Stopped Monitoring Parasite Now Causing Explosive Diarrhea Across The Burger Reich
(www.huffpost.com)
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this post was submitted on 11 Jul 2026
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hey now, that parasite is RFKs long time friend.
The poop is coming from inside the butt. Evacuate now.
Why does it feel like they're trying to find the newest worst ways to make everything worse for everyone every single day just for the sheer sake of the cruelty of it. No more monitoring for THE LITERAL BLACK DEATH? hahaha hahhhhhhh okay
CW eugenics, genocide
because the ones who aren't just in it to grift are nazi eugenicists, and killing off millions of "useless eaters" is part of the climate genocide/fortress america project
Yeah, the MAHA shit isn't even profit-maxxxing it's literally just a form of eugenics at its ideological core.
There's a reason, we're in the "rip the copper wiring out of the walls" stage of empire. Or at least what I like to tell myself to not give into the dread of we're in for another 250 years of this depravity. Anyway my case in point is doge coming in and firing all the last competent managers of the decline to line more gold in Trump, his family, and friend's pockets.
If you can afford to not shit yourself to death then you deserve to survive. There's a significant portion of the bourgeoisie that consider most of humanity to be surplus and cheer on the deaths of the "undeserving". Dismantling public health infrastructure accelerates the process.
For me it has the same energy as the way other public spaces got destroyed in the wake of the Civil Rights Act, say. Better to fill the public pool up with cement and close it than possibly allow black people to swim. Or the way everything costs money or is hostile architecture now because otherwise homeless people or teenagers might loiter there (the criminalization of "loitering" is another consequence of giving up on Reconstruction).
The present crisis of capitalism is shooting off all kinds of strange light and heat and sparks. The end of public health is one of those.
Trust the plan, worms are in control.
This is a good thing, poop doesn't need to be solid, that's woke
Now the toilets won't get clogged anymore, and the US can finally beat Iran! 
Dropping diarrhea to own the Ayatollah. The perfect attack! 😎
Center for Disease Cultivation
Shithole country. Literally.
I see the lesson they learned from COVID was “if we don’t report on it then it doesn’t exist.”
it's a perfect system
That diarrhea could be frim anything really. Just like your heart flutter and autoimmune disorder
"I sure wish I didn't live in a surveillance state!"
Monkey's Paw: *Curls one finger* 
RETVRN to diarrhea summers
🎵But I can see you, your brown shit spraying in the sun
Can't hold nothing back, your poor ass is spawnin', baby
I can tell you, contents of your bowel are gone
After the shits of summer have come🎵
brrrap summer
Good, public health is for libturdz and losers. I say let all the patriots eat tainted veggies and have their behinds asplode!
I can imagine gas station chili dogs making you go BOOM but now its carrots and lettuce smh