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[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 22 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Turnt BPD baddie vs nerd is a struggle we here would be familiar with

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yup

It ended with her threatening to kill herself if I left and I wasn't going to allow myself to be blackmailed in such a fashion

High school was weird

[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 12 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Mine was meeting a girl during a manic episode and having some real awkward conversations about what her baseline actually was after the episode ended and that felt awful for both of us.

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Haha, yeah. We all know what it's like to actually be desired by someone here...

[–] Crucible@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

Haha for sure. Definitely an experience I have had! It happens so often I can't even think of how to describe it

[–] CliffordBigRedDog@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Isnt the film you youngins love about that

Orb session or something like that

biden-alert

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] CrawlMarks@hexbear.net 1 points 4 months ago

It feels weird to see this outside of the context. You know she has a discord for her community?

[–] TraschcanOfIdeology@hexbear.net 19 points 4 months ago (1 children)

It's 80s hair Sigourney Weaver. Half of me wants to be with her, half of me wants to be her. Of course i'd fold.

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Have you seen the photos of her on the red carpet with Winona Ryder from Alien: Resurrection?

That might help you decide who you'd want to be

[–] lapis@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

Do I want to be Sigourney Weaver or be with Sigourney Weaver? The answer is neither.

I want to be Winona Ryder who is with Sigourney Weaver

[–] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 15 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Nah, I believe in consent

And I don't cotton to that demonic possession thing

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

Reminding myself they can't consent properly because of the possession is what would keep me from becoming the King Arthur of Zuul

[–] Evilphd666@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

Are you the gay keeper?

We must prepare for the gayroller-2000, the destructor of asses.

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

I'm looking for the keyholder to release me

[–] KuroXppi@hexbear.net 5 points 4 months ago

I am the bean master

[–] Evilsandwichman@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

a lot of you would fold in this situation

The movie obsession was about this

[–] BobDole@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

1984 Sigourney Weaver?

yea

Also 1984

[–] Ilixtze@lemmy.ml 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (1 children)

Is the demon dog form a variable in this hypothetical situation? I mean... I would never fold.

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

I mean, she got that dawg in her there. But you want it when the dawg got that Sigourney in it.

Or do you just need them dawgs?

[–] Damarcusart@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Nah, 80s hair is one of my biggest turn offs.

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

Ellenor Ripley is one woman that can absolutely rock that look to me. It looks normal on her

[–] BanMeFromPosting@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

No, she's under the influence (of a great demon) so she's in no state to give consent

[–] microfiche@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] came_apart_at_Kmart@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago

Vinz Clortho

He will come in one of the pre-chosen forms. During the rectification of the Vuldronaii, the Traveller came as a large, moving Torb! Then, during the third reconciliation of the last of the Meketrex Supplicants, they chose a new form for him... That of a giant Sloar! Many Shubs and Zulls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Sloar that day, I can tell you.

[–] Spike@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago
[–] stink@lemmygrad.ml 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 7 points 4 months ago

Ghostbusters

[–] oliveoil@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago

Nah. I've been there. I wouldn't. Had I not been, my answer would've def been yes.

[–] ashinadash@hexbear.net 4 points 4 months ago
[–] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 2 points 4 months ago
[–] Athena5898@hexbear.net 1 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Jokes on you, I'm ace and this doesn't light up the soundboard for me because of the possession. Check mate liberal. (joking)

[–] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 3 points 4 months ago (1 children)

"You're ace because you don't feel sexual attraction towards anyone. I'm ace because the things I'm attracted to are so high-concept and fantastical they could never happen in real life. We are not the same."

[–] Athena5898@hexbear.net 1 points 4 months ago