I love how it just expands and expands so much you can't even tell what the look on his face is anymore.
Me want bite.
Me want plant corndog delight
Absolute banger of a song
Yeah, that's not the edible part.
Mmmm, nature's corn dog.
Me want plant corn dog delight!
Yes because sausage on a stick just grows wild out in nature.
To be fair, tons of delicious foods do just that.
Technically speaking sausage also just grows out in the wild in the form of a wild hog.
When I was a little kid those things grew everywhere. we called them cottontails. we never put them in our mouths. we tore them apart with our hands.
What an idiot. Pick them when the stem is green and let it dry on a rack. Leaving it near the water causes it to fragment and shatter, as he now knows.
A warning, not an instruction manual ๐
I had a dog that would do this
This is the adult version of the kid that ate the dandelion.
But dandelion greens are actually edible. Reed has no edible parts.
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