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You do not want to have diarrhea for a month.

YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO

Good thing millions of people didnt just visit for a major sports event and consumed local food and gathered closely together. Oh, wait.

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The reason some Americans unironically complain about bad shits after eating Mexican food is because their bodies are accustomed to having zero dietary fiber intake. Eating some beans and lettuce is enough to upset their stomach. Pathetic.

This parasite gives you diarrhea for weeks, maybe up to a month. Taco Bell does not make people have diarrhea for a month.

Robert, I thought you were supposed to fix this! /s

I saw a theory that Taco Bell specifically has higher average fiber than an American typically consumes and that’s where the tbell shits meme came from. I never had a problem with it. As far as fast food slop, in my area at least, goes Taco Bell is towards the too

certainly some people are more susceptible to what is likely norovirus here, but it's a completely different sensitivity for capacin/spicy food. capacin tolerance can be built over time, but norovirus is an gastro-ecological/immunological issue. gastro-ecology is fucking weird and the gut biome is poorly understood. eating is super gnarly from an immunological perspective: you're putting weird, complex stuff covered into foreign microbes into your body... a warm, wet place that is ideal for culturing microbes. the body makes it go through various layers of controlled, hostile environments to protect you and pull off materials for processing into fuel/nutrition, but generally keeps what you ingested compartmentalized from critical systems. noteable exceptions include alcohol and psychoactive drugs. and when something potentially dangerous--a quickly replicating virus--is detected, it triggers mechanisms to halt processes for harvesting energy and instead dump everything out of the nearest hole. in this way, the shits and puking is pretty good. it's a sign the system is working, even if the pilot is making some questionable choices. i've had acute food poisoning before and i felt a million times better after horking my guts out.

people are getting the shits at TB because a virus that lives in fecal material entered their mouth. norovirus is the most common fecal-oral disease. when a restaurant, residence, or whatever has frequent bouts of norovirus, it means the conditions there aren't sanitary. people are preparing food generally consumed raw without washing their hands after shitting or the water source there is contaminated with sewage. it can come into a food preparation place if the food processing facility upstream got feces on a surface that food came into contact with. it's a problem with the US food system where a single (understaffed, profit-maximizing) facility might process food for thousands or even tens of thousands of retail establishments, and one slicing blade not cleaned properly could touch millions of tomatoes or leaves of lettuce.

once somebody gets it, they can spread it to others through their shit or their barf, but if it's happening at a shitload of places... it's upstream. also, it can live on surfaces for quite a while.

increased susceptibility is usually genetic to receptors, but might be linked to diet (fatty foods, bile facilitated). it invariably results in gastroenteritis, but depending on the variant and your typical diet (high fiber vs high fat), the experienced symptoms could be way less.

so if you've been eating your vegetables/high fiber and stay hydrated, it could be less noticeable than someone who just eats deep friend spicy wings and pancake batter covered hotdogs between mugs of caffeinated starbucks milkshakes. the second person is going to have a fucking blow out that goes above and beyond their typical steatorrhea, because their body is already struggling to deconstruct all that nonsense and they were probably all backed up before the emergency evacuation order hit. either way, it's kind of good to get the shits if you're ingesting fecal-oral pathogens. if you don't, it's getting a chance to stay in your system longer and do some real damage.

also, really old people and young children get way more lit up by norovirus and are more likely to die. but generally, it runs its course in 24 hours and all most people need to do is stay hydrated because a lot of water is lost during an emergency evacuation.

Maybe you just eat more vegetables?

The hell are you talking about? The cheapest stuff on the value menu at Taco Bell near me is over $5. It's like $30 a person to eat there now and it's fuckin' dead.