Being a cat sounds like great financial advice!
this post was submitted on 06 Jul 2026
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cats are hobosexuals (no sex included)
Payment in scritches
Step 1: Be savagely cute.
Step 2: ####
Step 3: profit
Step 2: Feet pics on onlyfans.
Feet pics on onlybeans
I wonder how well my size 12s with missing big toenails would do.
From what I see of Tarantino movies. They are more interested in the bottoms? I guess?
I'm told there is a market for everything.
king of the hill teaches me (when peggy sells foot pics) that the more unusual, the more money.
I would follow this cat.
Through the gates of hell, I would
This is our future! Throw off the chain of politics and possession and embrace feline service!
Humanity's one true and final form perfected.
What?!? I can't follow your instructions! I don't have any fur to sell to furries, let alone to hook them into a subscription to follow me on FurFansOnly!
OnlyFurs.
2 passive incomes? Yes, you can get one but for two, you need to go between the two households often enough, which requires activity on your part.
Simply live in a household with two people, and then demand food from both of them where the other can't hear it. Easy.
what if we were to train one of the people to deposit us at another household so we didn't have to use our little legs
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