Doesn't matter, had sex?
I am a averaged sized guy 5.5-6 inches. When my partner and I started together she had an ASS from playing sports that make great asses. Decades later it has reduced and she likes it from the back now.
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Momma didn’t raise no quitter.
Good boy
I would like to know what tucker carlson has to say about those cheeks.
Image search duck penis. You will not regret image searching duck penis today.
I regret image searching duck penis today.
You must be lying, that guy said you wouldn't regret it.
I've done many things in life that others would regret and I don't. Somehow, this is not one of those things. I don't know what was worse: the photorealistic drawings, the pictures, or the insane amount of rule34 type stuff that came up.
I used to raise ducks.
Had a young Drake get too excited for new ladies in the yard once, and his dick popped out and stayed out. Never went back in. Drug it around for days, stepped on it, literally tripped over his own dick. Total mess. I had to try and literally coat it in antibacterial ointment and shove it back in there. Popped right back out hours later.
Turned black and fell off a few days later. Then, understandably, he got extra aggressive. Probably on account of his dick fell off. Also probably didn't help that I was the last one to touch it.
Sad duck. Tasted great, though.
You mean the rest of the duck tasted great right?
:)
Dicks out for young Drake 🙏😔
Oh shit, this was 2016, too! I think a little before Harambe, so maybe I didn't mess up the greatest dicks out joke my life would ever know.
Don't forget the Donald Duck dick pic from John Oliver's Last Week Tonight that gets brought up with every duck story (last time with the Reflecting Pool).
Cartoon NSFW
Ok.
E: safe search “off.”
That was a terrible idea.
Interesting, they both have corkscrews
Entirely missing the mechanics of cheek during the act
It's not ergonomically correct ... but still funny :-)
Ergonomic has me considering if doggystyle will helps with arthritis
Entirely seriously, look into sets of 'post surgery recovery pillows'.
They're usually made of something similar to a dense foam mattress, and they'll be in modular, arrange able shapes to make it easier for people with serious injuries to recover at home, in a supported, semi inclined position.
... You can rearrange these into shapes that support positions other than sleeping/sitting.
Usually, these are cheaper than ... basically the exact same things, but explicitly sold as 'sex aides' or what not.
Helps? Probably not. Helps it not hinder having a good fuck? Quite possibly, especially if you can find a flat surface at the right height so both parties can keep their legs straight.
If it were a problem for me, I'd probably also be looking at how supportive a sex swing can be.
Reverse cowgirl can be a good position if the penis-haver has joint pain, if action is restricted to the bed.
You're doing it wrong if bouncy cheeks are getting in the way. There's a reason deepest penetration is from the back.
You're underestimating how massive cheeks can get
if I'm still breathin they ain't big enough
Username checks out
At that point it's a failure in technique on the part of the cheek-haver. With the proper arch it's a non-issue.
At some point the flapping gut gets in the way of the arching
That is a separate consideration beyond my expertise.
Sometimes there is junk in both the trunk and the frunk.
Again, beyond the scope of my expertise. Most of my experience is all trunk, no frunk. Still, a good deep puppy pose should do the trick for all but the largest frunks.
I'm doubting brother's commitment to the motion!
Dick too small, cheeks too big; the tip isn't even touching the hole.
Go in from the side.
Like a frightened turtle!
More cushion for the pushin...
I fully expect all of these to be rickrolls
If it's 'tween the cheeks, you done clapped
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