I thought this was going to end with "You certainly will not regret drinking $130 worth of kombucha every month"

Why would you do this to me

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sisters_of_Perpetual_Indulgence

I forget what instance it's on but there's a "fangmoe" community around somewhere which has cute fanged anime characters (all sfw, as far as I can tell), if that's your thing

"what if centipedes had parking lots"

Think of it like home/away colors on sports uniforms. Home = blue with orange accent, away = orange with blue accent.

http://http.cat

There is also http://http.dog

I choose to believe

Now that I know something about it I've lost all interest.

I appreciate your effort and explanation, just not something I want to spend any mental effort on. Cheers

Those are award winning fjords!

Ok, but wtf does that mean

Followup question: beer is food, right?