Computer... Earl Grey, rolled
this post was submitted on 03 Jul 2026
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That's bad for your lungs dude
y dont say
Good to have T-breaks here & ther
My T breaks are injecting 25mg of testostrone and Dbol in the bathroom to stay angry and jacked
Hope thats not a real regime. Didnt that happen with "Clavicular"?
this guy isn't like... great, but I do love how much he is just himself and just does his thing.
The weirdest thing I smoked was catnip because you can smoke catnip. It's supposed to help with inflammation and lowering a fever. Tastes like shit tho. Gives a bit of a headrush, more than a cigarette.
You're telling me I could've gotten high with my cat this whole time?
Did that work?
When hitting share you shared it as the person you are on YouTube, i.e. you leaked your name.
how so?
Youtube is pushing new social media features where they try to track who shares videos with whom, then attempts to connect you like twitter mutuals.
Okay I think I fixed it
Definitely the best teabag to smoke to be honest, it has a smoky undertone already.
Time for Lapsang Souchong.
Oh yeah! My wife: "throw this shit out, the whole kitchen smells like burnt spruce"
My mouth tasted like I walked through a damp camp fire that has hay added to it and breathed in a healthy amount of smoke
It tastes like your clothes smell after going camping
Yeeaaah Exactly like that!
I tried Lapsang Suchong with a friend for the first time probably a week ago. It was kind of okay after four or five steeps but jeebus that smoke flavor was overpowering.
Earl Grey? Smoky? Not Twinings, anyway.
Why that tea look like a box of condoms?
condoms come in boxes now?! not just in machines at the club bathroom?
I just get them out of the little trash bins in motel bathrooms. Shake out the gunk and you're good to go
Need a matcha?
Earl Grey, bong!