That's kinda... wholesome
this post was submitted on 27 Jun 2026
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But I poop from there
Not right now you don't
Afterwards it comes out as milkshake.
Poopin' that D!
cool sign
Boyfriend: "I want more adventurous sex!"
Girlfriend: "Great, will you help me with the laundry and the dishes first?"
Transactional sex is not worth it. Both should take care of chores, and both should want sex for its own sake.
It's nice to have sex in a house that feels clean and on bedsheets that aren't soiled.
might as well wait until after to wash the linens.
yet
Both should take care of chores,
If they are both working, right? Right?
I'm designing a Roomba strong enough to support two people sitting on it for this very reason. There is a way to satisfy everyone.
Hey baby. You, me, and the roomba. How about it?
The roomba boomba
this one hits a little harder bc she's a lookalike to my first gf.
Not sure who this is but they look like Daisy Ridley to me.
Is her attitude similar?
Eehhhh we just broke up and my ass is going un-pegged for too long...
If I can trust the internet, the world is full of opportunities.
I mean siblings and step mothers and fathers and you know what I mean...
Or they'd tell you to get high and peg yourself
/c/selfposted
Loool yeah, guess i just have to get stuck in the washing machine and some step family member ive never met will "help me"
Alright, hear me out: You're washing your strap-on in the kitchen sink, and it's prominently drying on the counter when you get stuck trying to get something out of the dishwasher!
It'd be madness if no one took advantage of this opportunity!
Apes together strong. This is how you brainstorm as a team.
Apestorm! APE! STORM!!!!
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