this post was submitted on 25 Jun 2026
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[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 28 points 1 week ago

Thanks, I hate it, my tongue is rolling in disgust even at the thought.

[–] h_ramus@piefed.social 16 points 1 week ago

This is a crime against humanity.

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 12 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

The fucking twisted thoughts that some minds come up with. Never have I seen something so atrocious that 100% of comments are unified in condemning.

[–] lasta@piefed.world 10 points 1 week ago

We must honor the hunted banana by ensuring no part goes to waste.

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

Delete this.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 7 points 1 week ago

This shit is banoodles

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

No attribution? Who made this? I need their name and address promptly so that I could attribute them with this creation when I decide to share it.

[–] nitroemdash@lemmy.wtf 3 points 1 week ago

Looks like Anton Gudim’s artstyle

[–] OldChicoAle@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Gwen Stefani would like to see you in her office

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Why eat them? When you smoke them you get high and will hallucinate.

[–] qqq@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago
[–] Nautalax@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

What a weird way to open a banana. I always open a seam along the back and pop it out of there.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I just twist the top off and roll the bottom up, like toothpaste.

[–] nforminvasion@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You guys are opening your bananas?

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 5 points 1 week ago

Easy there, K Pax