this post was submitted on 23 Jun 2026
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[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 1 points 4 minutes ago

I go straight to “excuse me??”

[–] Catalyst_A@quokk.au 1 points 22 minutes ago

"You're crusin' for a bruisin'!"

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 hour ago

0.5: Alright, look here, you little shit

[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 hour ago

Where's the classic "Why I oughtta"?

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 20 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I’m not your buddy, guy.

[–] Ariselas@piefed.ca 15 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago (2 children)
[–] Eczpurt@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I'm not your friend, chum.

I'm not your chum, mate.

[–] webpack@ani.social 2 points 3 hours ago

I ain't your friend, acquaintance

[–] aaaa@piefed.world 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Okay, but "dude, what the fuck" should be up there

[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 2 points 22 minutes ago

There's a different one for stoners.

  1. What?
  2. Man.
  3. Come on man.
  4. Not cool.
  5. Dude, what the fuck
  6. Major vibe clash, you should chill with your other friends today.
[–] darkmogool@feddit.org 2 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

According this list: I'm not white

[–] salty_chief@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago (3 children)

I’ve been white for 45 years now and have never heard anyone use any of these. I have seen racist people on TV use these terms to label them as white people terms. I mean racism is racism no matter skin color.

[–] ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com 15 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

I've heard all of these lots... Regional differences? They're certainly popular in entertainment too

And the "white anger" bit is clearly a joke

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 5 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 12 minutes ago)

You're in the minority. Also, racial humor and racist humor are two different things.

[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Here come the magic words:

American Midwest

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I feel personally attacked.

[–] Return_of_Chippy@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

I'm personally attacking you

At least the feeling is justified, then.

[–] phoenixarise@lemmy.world 0 points 1 hour ago

Now, see here!

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

Now bring me a shrubbery