accidentally tugging the Ethernet cable
this post was submitted on 13 Jun 2026
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It's dns, it's always dns...
This is really kinda weirdly metaphorically insightful
Airplane mode
Yo Mama so big, I lose signal when I'm inside her.
Some women are like Faraday cages.
Yeah, like, if you put your cell phone in there, you won't get good signal.
Full of holes but won't allow my emissions?
I want to be put in a Faraday cage by my Faraday mistress 🥺👉👈
Username checks out
Yes! I'm an electric field in search of a magnetic field to make waves with!
(Yes I know I induce my own magnetic field but... that's the problem with metaphors...)
lol, i have a physics exam on electromagnetism today
No-Zap November
Now they trying to put internet in women too.
Next, they will put ads on them too!
Gotta get a girl who likes 568A and 568B. Maybe a little 568C if she's feeling phreaky.
There’s a 568C?
If you have to ask, it's not for you.
Consult with your Radio-Shack Veterinarian before the use of 568C or its variants as possible side effects may apply depending on your pre-existing conditions. Side effects include, but are not limited to: headache, nausea, high voltage surges, high current discharge of bodily fluids and possible high frequency RF, UHF, VHF or HBO. Showtime is not included in your package, mileage may vary, some restrictions may apply....
I generally prefer to tight internet in my woman but you do you, I guess.
Is there any other way? Ah life after kids!
Plug her into the router?
When you put your dipole in her faraday cage?
Dipole? Kinky!
I am old-fashioned, I just use my trusty quarter wave monopole. No need to get fancy, at the end of the day any good standing wave does the job if you get in resonance.
Honestly, even a shortened monopole is perfectly fine. Take your time to tune it to the signal properly, and it'll work.
Signal interference. Get you a girl with 5G.
Best way to ensure this is to demand they've gotten the Covid vaccine.
Sharks chewing on undersea cables?
This explains shark week...
Water is a naturally good radiation shield. Humans are 80% water.
you are walking up to a RJ45 with a BASET.
Electrolytes
When the woman is a T-rex. Seriously, I don't fuck them proto-birds. I ain't a weirdo. Please be human
Water mostly
atoms I think
If a man is loose, he needs a golden throne and to replenish his electrolytes.
Uhh... I don't know sir.
:þ
He got bored, he has a dopamine addiction and only new and novel things and people interest him
Mostly going through a tunnel.
User error
fascist beliefs
but what if she's really a leftist and the jack boots only come out in the bedroom?
Kirov reporting
Kirov reporting
Kirov reporting
Cooties
Is this loss? Well, technically, it is a loss of tightness...
Feeling like she's cheated on you.