"Italian Autism" sounds more like a Ferrari fan blog though
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Ranch Transgender will be the name of my T4T cowboy resort.
Holy fuck, me too! Meet in the barn after horse-work or whatever? :3
Just call me Buttermilk Transgirl.
I don't have cowboy boots, but I've got a nice pair of thorogoods! So... Yee haw?
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Caesar Gay
“Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your rears!”
This is definitely the name that would be the most successful for an actual stripper
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sigh Russian alcoholic.
Balsamic Tranny
Mine is Balsamic Childfree.
This stage is only big enough for one of us, BT!
Ceasar trans. Yeah I could strip under that name
That said, for my mom I'm guessing it would be "Caesar took too long to get help" which is less a stripper name than the plot of a postmodern play about the slow collapse of the roman empire
Oilanvinegar Blackwife
Miso Fat...
That works way better than it should
Sesame oil female
french trans
🇨🇵allons-y! et puis, je suis lesbienne!🏳️⚧️
I think you got the order wrong. It's first salad dressing, "trans", then biggest disappointment, "fr*nch".
Yeah Goddess Trans is pretty intuitive.
Vodka
Spicy Ranch Obesity
Fish Sauce Autism
My full name would be Vegan Fish Sauce Autism but alas, it's not quite as catchy.
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Vanilla idiot
If you're putting vanilla based anything on a salad you need professional help
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My wife got French polyamory. Like there's any other way.
French polyamory sounds like it's like regular polyamory but with more cigarettes
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Lemon juice hostility
Caesar Not Doctor
Honey mustard unemployed...
I don't think I'd be getting many tips...
Onion Vinaigrette No Contact
I think I might be…Vinegar Homo
Salt and pepper neurodivergence
Thousand Island Moved Away
Abbreviated Tima, pronounced
Red Wine Vinagrette My Existence.
Cesar gay
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