French conservativism. Sounds kinky af. Or probably not really.
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Honey mustard abortion
This feels like a weird kink I’ve never heard of before
The only appetiser at the Punk dive bar.
Hmmmm…. I think there’s potential in the name Thousand Island Felon
green goddess gay
Ranch atheism.
This doesn't work.
You're just not saying it right.
Greek vinaigrette woke Hmmm, maybe not?
No salad emotionally disconnected
It doesn't have much of a ring to it unfortunately.
Vinaigrette Broke
OilAndVinegar NotGay
that does not flow or sound sexy.
Did you mean Straight Vinaigrette?
No, absolutely not. Vinagarette contains sugar and that is gross.
I've never encountered this. Wikipedia only mentions sugar under "varieties: US", so you should be good if you want to claim the international version.
US companies put sugar or a substitute in everything. They are even deceptive about it. They will use tactics like multiple types of sweeting ingredients to make the percentage of each lower than the main ingredient. The craziest examples are found in the jelly/jam section. You might have 5 types of sugar to manipulate fruit as having the most volume. And if you want something less sweet, good luck because when it says low sugar or no sugar added, what it really means is they used a chemical substitute.
Mayonnaise Rude
Miso Fat...
That works way better than it should
Ceasar trans. Yeah I could strip under that name
That said, for my mom I'm guessing it would be "Caesar took too long to get help" which is less a stripper name than the plot of a postmodern play about the slow collapse of the roman empire
Oilanvinegar Blackwife
Yeah Goddess Trans is pretty intuitive.
Vodka
Onion Vinaigrette No Contact
sigh Russian alcoholic.
Salt and pepper neurodivergence
Fish Sauce Autism
My full name would be Vegan Fish Sauce Autism but alas, it's not quite as catchy.
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Thousand Island Moved Away
Abbreviated Tima, pronounced
Balsamic Tranny
Mine is Balsamic Childfree.
This stage is only big enough for one of us, BT!
Greek dropout lol
Sesame oil female
Ranch Liberal. Lol wat.
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