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[–] csolisr@hub.azkware.net 46 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Italian Autism" sounds more like a Ferrari fan blog though

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[–] TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago (4 children)
[–] _fryerDan@sh.itjust.works 10 points 1 month ago

My fav kind of blue cheese 😍

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[–] Catoblepas@lemmy.blahaj.zone 35 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Ranch Transgender will be the name of my T4T cowboy resort.

[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Just call me Buttermilk Transgirl.

I don't have cowboy boots, but I've got a nice pair of thorogoods! So... Yee haw?

Holy fuck, me too! Meet in the barn after horse-work or whatever? :3

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[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 24 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 22 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That sounds cursed as fuck, also fuck your parents.

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[–] FoxyFerengi@startrek.website 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] NathanDerWeise@feddit.org 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)
[–] wildncrazyguy138@fedia.io 9 points 1 month ago

“Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your rears!”

[–] CombatWombat@feddit.online 8 points 1 month ago

This is definitely the name that would be the most successful for an actual stripper

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[–] lyrial@anarchist.nexus 18 points 1 month ago

sigh Russian alcoholic.

[–] eestileib@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 7 points 1 month ago

Mine is Balsamic Childfree.

This stage is only big enough for one of us, BT!

[–] sblxck@lemmy.ml 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Ceasar trans. Yeah I could strip under that name

That said, for my mom I'm guessing it would be "Caesar took too long to get help" which is less a stripper name than the plot of a postmodern play about the slow collapse of the roman empire

[–] Saprophyte@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Oilanvinegar Blackwife

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] BodePlotHole@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Miso Fat...

That works way better than it should

[–] meris@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Sesame oil female

[–] a_jeering_serpent@sopuli.xyz 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] thesingingsea@piefed.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

french trans

🇨🇵allons-y! et puis, je suis lesbienne!🏳️‍⚧️

[–] owsei@programming.dev 9 points 1 month ago

I think you got the order wrong. It's first salad dressing, "trans", then biggest disappointment, "fr*nch".

[–] sqauffle@slrpnk.net 11 points 1 month ago

Yeah Goddess Trans is pretty intuitive.

[–] mech@feddit.org 10 points 1 month ago
[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Spicy Ranch Obesity

[–] unknown@piefed.social 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Fish Sauce Autism

My full name would be Vegan Fish Sauce Autism but alas, it's not quite as catchy.

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[–] No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

May I switch it?

Childless honey-mustard

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[–] molten@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] janewaydidnothingwrong@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

If you're putting vanilla based anything on a salad you need professional help

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[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 month ago

Caesar Not Doctor

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] Bombastion@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

My wife got French polyamory. Like there's any other way.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

French polyamory sounds like it's like regular polyamory but with more cigarettes

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 month ago

Lemon juice hostility

[–] Cris_Citrus@piefed.zip 8 points 1 month ago

Honey mustard unemployed...

I don't think I'd be getting many tips...

I think I might be…Vinegar Homo

[–] nek0d3r@midwest.social 8 points 1 month ago

Onion Vinaigrette No Contact

[–] Kayday@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] biggerbogboy@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

Salt and pepper neurodivergence

[–] sploder@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] mastod0n@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And now ladies, a grand applause fooooor

Ranchy Fatman!

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[–] AccoSpoot1@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] laranis@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 month ago

Thousand Island Moved Away

Abbreviated Tima, pronounced

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 6 points 1 month ago

Red Wine Vinagrette My Existence.

[–] Captainautism@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago
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