God forbid a woman have a hobby
this post was submitted on 04 Jun 2026
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What's the crime? Sending a meal? Sending a succulently sour meal 1,847 times?
"Meal"
This is sourness manifest!
The sourness manifesto
Free my girl
God forbid a woman prevent scurvy
Almost certainly this is an ad for doordash, right?
The dedication to the bit is diabolical. I love it.
Did she pay for them?
That's the question. Forget about the cost of the lemons themselves, with delivery fees that's at least 5k worth of doordash.
Let women have hobbies smh
There is no mention in the article of what he did to piss her off.
I thought when life hands you lemons, you're supposed to make lemonade.
Sounds like that guy needed to read a little book called Grit
this woman is a job creator
what was the cadence?
https://jobbiecrew.com/doordash-psychological-warfare/
1,847 deliveries placed over 241 days. Each containing exactly one lemon. Lemons sourced from 247 different restaurants. She used 11 burner DoorDash accounts to continue.
Edit: as a later comment pointed out, this is fake. I just googled the headline and shared the first match
"Jobbie Crew" is not a legitimate news website. The story is likely bullshit.
probably... but I assume that's where the OP got the story
The image in the OP comes from an instagram account called "fact.philes". They chose to stylize the image in the style of a fake tweet: it has the twitter gold checkmark for businesses and the twitter volume control icon on a still image. However, twitter does not allow usernames to have periods, only English alphabet, numbers, and underscore. It's pretending to be a tweet but with an impossible twitter name.
The fact.philes instagram account says that the woman's name is "Brittany Coppersmith-Whitfield". The 'Jobbie Crew' article says the woman is named "Chantal Tremblay", Two entirely different names. Both names seem to be completely fake. The 'Jobbie Crew' website says that they sell party boat tickets in Michigan and apparently they post fake news to advertise their boat tickets.
The lemon doordash story first appeared on an instagram account called "thedudehumorreport" on May 1. This account is labeled as satire and parody.
https://www.instagram.com/p/DXzcmSPmvwJ/
What a noob, you gotta send them at most 1 per 1.5 days. You gotta erratically give them no-lemon days to build more tension and anxiety
"Will this be a lemon day?"
i'm no lemon related harassment expert but 7+ per day does seem like way too many
Sounds like a...
Sour ex!
🥁
Look I’m not saying I can save her. I’m saying I would appreciate every last lemon she ‘dashed me.
You sure?
In this house we make lemonbars.
If this is illegal then I'm proud to be a criminal
normalize lemon parties
There is already a well known axiom about what to do when life gives you lemons.
We are hearing about a new type of jihad, called citrus jihad
that's exactly 1847 tubs of hummus, how considerate of her! 
weird direction for a portal 3 arg but we'll take it
I feel bad for the dude but thats kinda funny
it's a lot of lemonade
chicks rock
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