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[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 105 points 1 month ago (4 children)

OP, your bad photoshop has a million times more heart and soul than any AI image.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago

How rude; no need to insult the guy!

explaining the joke

(A million times more than zero is still zero. Bad photoshops are so much better than AI that the comparison defies being quantified!)

[–] drcobaltjedi@programming.dev 11 points 1 month ago

Yeah, i'll take a half or quarter assed photoshoped meme over AI slop any day. It at least has some soul to it

Bad human art has more soul and care than meaningless AI slop

[–] cRazi_man@europe.pub 3 points 1 month ago

I regularly have people presenting to me and have to give feedback. I'm now actively looking for messy presentation slides with typos and pressing them with questions afterwards to tease out if I'm just being given an AI copy/paste output or genuine work.

[–] xkbx@startrek.website 52 points 1 month ago (1 children)

those who fear sex toys get neither the sex nor the toy

[–] Janx@piefed.social 22 points 1 month ago (1 children)

But we still have the fear!

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[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 44 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Wtf did we evolve opposable thumbs for if not for tool use

[–] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

grabbing branches probably.

[–] mr_account@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Some use the tool, others just became tools

[–] snooggums@piefed.world 4 points 1 month ago

Gently rubbing the clit.

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

A man beingg afraid of a vibe is also a HUGE red flag

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (4 children)

If you can't bring more to a relationship than an appliance can, then you've got to work on yourself.

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[–] Inucune@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago

I am man, and man evolved to use tools.

[–] Lumisal@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago (2 children)

People who grew up on Nintendo, and specifically Mario Party in the early days, definitely have a particular set of skills though.

[–] Whats_your_reasoning@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I love this because I'm pretty sure it's why I (female) was able to beat my (male) ex at certain mini-games. Gotta rub the stick button back and forth really quickly? Oh honey, you have no chance against me.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Tragically few games use a rapid jerking motion.

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[–] BuboScandiacus@mander.xyz 6 points 1 month ago

And a burned set of palms

[–] Gormadt@slrpnk.net 21 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Bad photoshop my ass, that's some fine photoshop work!

I must agree though, I'd rather see some bad photoshop memes than AI slop.

[–] SSETranquility@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It took a long time to trace those outlines! Great photoshop seconded!

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[–] CallMeAl@piefed.zip 18 points 1 month ago

early on when i gave her one for xmas she was shocked (sheltered upbringing). to this day it by far the xmas gift she uses the most

[–] modus@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (5 children)

Ladies, is it off-putting if you take home a random guy and he brings his own vibrator?

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] modus@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago (2 children)

In my fanny pack, of course.

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[–] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I feel like the move would be to ask if they have any toys they want to bring into the game

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[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"I know what you're thinking. 'Did he get me to fire six nuts or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kinda lost track myself. But being this is a magic wand vibrator, the most powerful in the world and would blow your clit clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel horny?' Well, do ya, punk?"

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (1 children)

This calls for the nuclear option.

[–] SupremeDonut@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 month ago

I believe that's the noble steed

[–] Doomsider@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Having used many toys the Hitachi Wand style is probably the worst. More likely to burn a clit off than give the desired result.

[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Do not apply directly to the clit. Apply adjacent to the clit.

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[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

This is not the kind of thing people say "on main", but I gotta say, holding your partner in your arms from behind while using this? Such an intimate experience.

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[–] canniest_tod@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

This works. It's like watching an exorcism. I don't have a lot of achievements in my life, but this was a proud moment.

[–] plutopos@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Seeing people call every edited thing 'AI' even when it's not actually made with AI reminds me of how people used to call every edited thing 'photoshopped'

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[–] bubblybubbles@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 month ago

I love a man who brings toys 😋

[–] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I don't doubt someone has already said this, but it bears repeating

It isn't a competition. It's different pleasures in different ways

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[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 month ago

Dude, a girl that likes a vibe? That's HAWT.

[–] harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Apparently if you press it against the base of your dick, which won't make you cum btw, it'll turn your dick into a meat vibrator with great effect.

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[–] yakko@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago
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